Would you rather?

[Caradìlis]

Pinapple...

Fruit or vegetables?

[Jubal]

Fruit, I think.

Bloop or bleep?

[comrade_general]

Bleep.

Beep or boop?

[Caradìlis]

Beep.

R2D2 or C3PO?

[Jubal]

R2D2

Depression or anxiety?

[Caradìlis]

Depression, because in my case anxiety leads to not eating, and I'd rather write and sing about jumping out of the window than starve myself...

Lose your left arm or your right leg?

[Jubal]

Right leg, I need both hands fully functional to type or play guitar, the leg is comparatively replaceable.

Eagles or Condors?

[comrade_general]

Eagles.

Vultures or crows?

[Jubal]

Crows

Regular crows or hooded crows?

[comrade_general]

Regular.

Beak or bill?

[Tusky]

Beak.

Would you rather invent faster than light travel or a food replication device

[Jubal]

Depends what inputs the FRP needs - if it's a "feed the world for free", then that, if it's just "you can replicate the taste of anything but it takes inputs", then I'll go for the FTL travel.

Glaive-guisarme or poleaxe?

[Tusky]

You were right to ask, you would have needed to use all of the resources on Earth to generate 1 grain of rice.

I will choose Glaive-guisarme since it's got more pointy bits

Mortal Kombat or Tekken

[comrade_general]

Yoshimitsu or Mokujin?

[Jubal]

Mokujin, but that's purely based on the words as I don't know what the things are.

Wool or linen?