Would you rather?

[Caradìlis]

Stirred, if you shate it, the ice melts and you have watered down alcohol, what kind of peasant orders their martini watered down? Answer: probably a light-weight wannabe....


Garlic or onions?

[Jubal]

GARLIC ALL THE GARLIC ALWAYS

Chocolate or Jam?

[Caradìlis]

Chocolate, always...

Food or sleep?

[Tusky]

Gosh that's a tricky one. If I could do away with one forever (and not die) then sleep, since then there's plenty of time to do things in. So I choose food.

Would you rather be Atlas or Sisyphus

[Jubal]

Atlas of course. If you're going to be perpetually condemned to an awful task, make it a good one that helps everyone (holding the sky up) not "rolling a rock up a hill arbitrarily forever".

Be an owl or a hawk

[Tusky]

Atlas of course. If you're going to be perpetually condemned to an awful task, make it a good one that helps everyone (holding the sky up) not "rolling a rock up a hill arbitrarily forever".

Although you would get a breather when it rolls down again, before having to start over

Hawk! Just because it's associated with more cool human world things. In terms of owl benefits I can see being nocturnal; being able to rotate my head very far; and people assuming I was wise would all be good virtues. But then, there was never an "owl the slayer", or "owleye".

Fishing or Kayaking

[Caradìlis]

Kayaking, I have done that successfully before for a few times... The one time I went fishing went down terribly...


Palmoil or Soy?

[Jubal]

Soy? Maybe? I don't really know.

Explosion or implosion?

[Caradìlis]

Exlosion, cooler cinematic shot if you walk away from it...

Missile or Bomb?

[Jubal]

Missile, it's like a bomb with a travel plan!

Spatula or spork?

[Caradìlis]

Spatula, better sound pattern...

Tea or biscuits

[Jubal]

TEA

Biscuits are good too, but TEA

Monitor lizard that behaved like a lap-cat, or lap-cat that behaved like a monitor lizard?

[Tusky]

To me I think a monitor Lizard behaving like a lap cat sounds like more fun than a cat strutting around, looking askance at things and going "mlem" with it's tongue a lot

One more day of weekend or one less weekday

[Jubal]

More weekend. More time. Always more time.

Headache or backache?

[Caradìlis]

Backache. I can lie down on my bed and work on... Headache will keep me from working until I have cured it, and that will take some time, which I don't have...

Paper stress or work stress?