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[Glaurung]

If you insist. You do have all your insurance assessments in order, don't you?

[Tusky]

Oh god! I don't think I do!!! You were right to advise caution.

[Glaurung]

You're aware of the penalties in such cases, I hope.

[Tusky]

Is it imprisonment? Or banishment? ... to Winnipeg?!?

[Glaurung]

Even worse: I win.

[Tusky]

That's not so bad then. Easily remedied.

[Glaurung]

Only while I'm offline.

[Tusky]

Performing your sinister duties as an agent of Winnipeg, no doubt.

[Glaurung]

Of course. Now in Madrid to seek out and punish actuarial infractions there.

[Tusky]

oo. Like a secret agent

[Glaurung]

Of course. And also to win, inevitably.

[Tusky]

You know what a vampire would say?

Vinnipeg

[Glaurung]

Once again, your sagacity astounds me - not just celebrity holiday habits, now it's vampire slang as well.

[Tusky]

Your ability to be constantly astounded astounds me. I thought vampire slang was common knowledge?

vin

[Glaurung]

Apparently not, though I can be surprisingly ignorant of things that many other people are familiar with.

However, it does appear that the vampires have nicked a perfectly good French word, i.e. 'vin' = 'wine'. And look, it contains "win" too!