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[Glaurung]

Boop.

[Tusky]

Win bot!

j'accuse!

[Glaurung]

Je ne suis point un WinBot - c'est vrai que les bots ne parlent pas le français, oui?

Also: I win!

[Tusky]

I think they would absolutely be able to speak French.

My goodness what a twist this is

[Glaurung]

Hmm. That sounds as if I shall forever bear the mantle of the French-speaking sentient bot. Oh well, I guess I'm in good company, with a giant arachnid insurance policeman.

Also: I win.

[Tusky]

Congrats! And hot on your heels, I win too!

[Glaurung]

Hmm, heated heels - sounds quite tempting in winter. Though I think heated toes might be even better for me.

[Tusky]

Very nice idea. Perhaps some fully heated sock, to get the whole foot!

[Glaurung]

And heated gloves, for maximum extremity comfort

[Tusky]

All of the heated garments!

[Glaurung]

Nice idea, but hopefully not needed - I'm not planning a trip to Antarctica.

[Tusky]

ok, heating for the toes and hands is sufficient.

I'll make a note.

[Glaurung]

OK, so I'm apparently now a French-speaking sentient bot that wants finger and toe-warmers. And also wins.

[Tusky]

It's an ever expanding, but entirely plausible narrative!

I just won, just then. Did you see?

[Glaurung]

Yes, yes I did. With those corporeal eyes which I possess (along with fingers, toes, and some other bits), despite my supposed botly existence.

Also: I win!