Last Post

[Tusky]

Does the last person to set a firework off also win?

[Glaurung]

I think they'd have to say so here, otherwise it could get rather confusing.

[Tusky]

Aye. Probably

[Jubal]

You know what's less probable?

THIS WIN, COMING FROM NOWHERE

[Tusky]

I would argue that was quite probable...

[Glaurung]

I set up the Infinite Improbability Generator with a really hot cup of tea, and so...

WIN!

[Tusky]

Goodness me! I was not expecting that...

[Jubal]

We were aiming for the highly improbable event of much-loved veteran actress Dame Judi Dench scoring the next win in this game but apparently she's "busy" so you'll just have to have me win again instead.

[Tusky]

I am not Judy Dench either

[Jubal]

Your misspelling of the name as Judy Dench makes me believe that this is a fake-out and that you are in fact Judi Dench.

However this is still not a win for Judi Dench. Why? Because I now win, per this post.

[Tusky]

I see

[Jubal]

Do you see, Judi? Do you truly see the magnitude of this folly? The sheer scale of this last post?

[Tusky]

My name is actually Jhudie Dentche. I wasn't going to say, but I am affronted by your tone 

[Jubal]

I will send Tone out to apologise to you immediately: Anthony is a very affronting young man and I apologise for his behaviour.

Meanwhile, I shall also win.

[Tusky]

Ok, no harm done

Well done on the win!