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[Jubal]

I win and it MOVES

[Son of the King]

I think that one is unbeatable 

[Tusky]

Almost... too unbeatable

[Son of the King]

But not quite, I seem to be winning again

[The Seamstress]

Everyone always wins, it's the ciiiiircleee of liiiiiifeee

[Tusky]

I would like to announce that i have won

[The Seamstress]

I acknowledge your announcement and proceed with winning.

[Son of the King]

I acknowledge all the past winners, before winning myself.

[The Seamstress]

Thank you for acknowledging my win.

[Jubal]

I acknowledge all future winners, except Boris, whose future win will never be valid either in my eyes or those of the United Nations, the International Criminal Court, or God.

And I win.

[The Seamstress]

Who is Boris and what has he done?

[Tusky]

Ooh I've heard bad things about that Boris...

[Son of the King]

Haven't we all?

[The Seamstress]

Ooh, that Boris. Now I think I got it.

[Jubal]

Who is Boris and what has he done?

I mean I did say it was a future win, so in fact he may not have done anything much... yet.

For now, I win. But we must be vigilant.