Ban the person above you

[Jubal]

Banned because *trumpets mournfully and hangs his trunk in shame*

[Lady Grey]

Banned because my work in progress for my ASoIaF song is not as good as your poems :p

[Jubal]

Banned a) because I'm sure that's not the case and b) to keep my nose in front if it IS the case. 

[Scarlet]

Banned for this horrible giving two reasons business!

[Son of the King]

Banned so that you and Penty have some Tribunal work to do

[Dimos]

Banned because of a leak on exilian's database.

[Scarlet]

[We do? ]

Banned because Exilian knows how the leak happened!

[Dimos]

Banned because you tried to provoce chaos by starting the leak on the database!! 

[Lady Grey]

Banned because your dp makes me realise just how warm the weather is here, I can't remember the last time I got to use an umbrella xD

[comrade_general]

Banned because you didn't think about using one for a sunshade.

[Lady Grey]

Banned because I have a parasol, and it's still too hot

[comrade_general]

Banned for claiming that it's actually sunny in England.

[Lady Grey]

Banned for not believing it! (it's like 28 degrees Celsius everyday recently xD - unheard of!)

[Jubal]

Banned for breaking the Sacred English Oath and revealing to foreigners our great secret that it's not actually always raining! 

[Son of the King]

Banned for making the Sacred English Oath public knowledge.