Outrageous lies about the person above you

[Andalus]

SC stole my heart :wub:                                                   

[stormcloud]

Andalus has no heart, he did, t'was tasty

[Andalus]

SC has 2 hearts, 4 stomachs, 7 livers, 5.8 kidneys, and 0.67 brains.

[stormcloud]

Andalus has a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it

[Gen_Glory]

SC has got the heart of davy jones :wub:

[Pentagathus]

I have dressed as a woman on 2 occasions and am planning on a 3rd.

[stormcloud]

ermm, penty enjoys wearing mens clothes?

[Andalus]

SC enjoys wearing no clothes.

In public

[stormcloud]

I am an owl, why do I need clothes *ruffles feathers*

Andalus enjoys wearing no clothes, in the mens room

[Andalus]

SC waits in the mens room so he can watch

[Gen_Glory]

Andalus enjoys hanging around toilets in Hyde Park (London)

[stormcloud]

Dripping D enjoys hanging from the trees

[Andalus]

SC enjoys hanging from gallows, the sick little masochist

[Gen_Glory]

andalus likes to be 'hung like a donkey'

[stormcloud]

Dripping D likes to be 'shot like a deserter'