Would you rather?

[Glaurung]

I thought they were biscuits?

In the UK "cookie" means a specific type of sweet baked product, roughly round and fairly flat, often 3-4 inches across and a bit under half an inch thick. If the consistency is right, they're slightly hard on the surface, and softer inside. They often contain things like chocolate chips, bits of fruit, or other flavourings. I think these are called cookies in the US as well. "Biscuit" over here would usually refer to something smaller and crisper than a cookie.

On the Wikipedia page, the photo at the top shows a British cookie; the middle two photos show things that we would call biscuits.

[comrade_general]

[Jubal]

Cookies or Wookiees?

[comrade_general]

Chewbacca.

Hoth or Tatooine?

[Jubal]

Hoth.

Jawas or Ewoks?

[Clockwork]

Jawas, as a Jew I feel some sort of kinship with them.

Tickld or Reddit?

[comrade_general]

Reddit.

Mybook or Facespace?

[Jubal]

Mybook. Books are good, and my face isn't.

Anna Komnene's Alexiad or John Kinnamos' Deeds of Manuel Komnenos?

[comrade_general]

Alexiad?

Iliad or Odyssey?

[Othko97]

Iliad.

Plato or Aristotle?

[Lady Grey]

Aristotle? Maybe...

Descartes or Kant?

[Jubal]

I just Kant decide. 

Hesiod or Homer?

[Cuddly Khan]

Homer, that is, if you're talking about Homer Simpson.

Bouncy ball or bouncy square?

[Othko97]

Bouncy Ball, much more fun.

Möbius strip or Klein Bottle?

[Cuddly Khan]

Klein Bottle, I like bottles.

Annoying and painful truth or awesome and fun lie?