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[Jubal]

At least I didn't kill a coot and attempt to pass it off as duck.

[Othko97]

It was actually a moorhen, so your point is moot.

[Jubal]

Moorhen, coot - the point is that it wasn't a duck, it was whatever you could catch out of the moat.

[Othko97]

Give me some credit, it's quite difficult to capture waterfowl using just a coat.

[Jubal]

I swear it would have cost less just to buy a bloody duck.

[Othko97]

I mean, the coat did end up lost, so that was probably the most expensive part of the whole affair.

[Jubal]

And that is why you lose this week's "Llama Ramsay's Exilian Nightmares" gameshow!

[Othko97]

Shoot, it was so close too!

[Jubal]

Yeah, but your clone definitely made better cinnamon buns than you did.

[Othko97]

Pretty sure that would have been my clone's wife I guess I am doomed to be a lone wanderer without baking skills...

[Jubal]

It's a long time since Exilian had this good a post count in a month.

[Othko97]

Is tong a word? I know that tongs are a thing, but is there a singular?

[Jubal]

Research indicates (read: I just looked at wiki) that it is a word, but it's not the singular of tongs:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tong_(organization)

I'm too tired to try and put song into a funny sentence.

[Clockwork]

The tong are a group of oriental style assassins.

[Jubal]

Do they regularly ensure that they have excellent muscle tone?