Would you rather?

[Son of the King]

Lamb. But its close.

Turkey or chicken.

[Jubal]

Chicken.

Chorizo or ham?

[comrade_general]

Ham.

Bacon or bacon?

[Jubal]

Bacon. It deserves a capital B.

Constantine or Caesar?

[comrade_general]

Caesar salad.

Napoleon or Hannibal?

[Jubal]

Hannibal (not a hard one)

Honey or marmalade?

[comrade_general]

Honey.

Marmite or vomit? (tough one)

[Jubal]

Marmite. I don't love it, but meh, it's edible.

Plums or clementines?

[Othko97]

Plums, never had a clementine.

Scotch or Bourbon?

[Jubal]

Scotch.

Moniack or Lindisfarne?

[Othko97]

Never had Moniack, so Lindisfarne I guess. Where do you find these fine purveyors of mead?

Mead or Whisky?

[Jubal]

Cambridge wine merchants - though the best way to get it is to first purchase a membership of CUSFS, wait for a mead order, and then get it at trade/bulk discount passed on at cost price.

Also mead, always mead.

Glyptodon or Armadillo?

[Othko97]

Mead is so damn good, it's a real shame it's hard to come by up here.

Glyptodon, sounds cooler

Megatherium or Megabear?

[Jubal]

Megatherium!

Megashark or Giant Octopus?

[Othko97]

Megashark, clearly we can hope for a film called Megasharknado.

Giant Flying Squirrel or Giant Llama?