Spoil a wish

[Jubal]

Your flat tidies and cleans itself! Unfortunately it does this constantly and instantly so every time you try to take something out of a cupboard to, say, make dinner, it is instantly moved back to the cupboard, which makes using your flat near impossible.

I wish that I knew what to put on a grant application so they would definitely give me the money.

[The Seamstress]

You know what to put on a grant application so they definitely give you the money. They're so impressed and enthusiastic about your application that they give you ALL the grants and ALL the money, increasing your workload by 4000%.

I wish all the money I make in Stardew Valley got converted into IRL euros and sent to my IRL bank account.