Bar Fight Arena

[comrade_general]

The skillet finds the titanium plate in my bum which causes it to ricochet back at you where it hits your funny bone.

[Tom]

I collapse on to the floor crying in pain as my arm tingles
I kick your feet out as I'm writhing on the floor

[Cuddly Khan]

I take another sip of my milk and start a staring contest with Jubal. *stare*

[Gmd]

I get up off the floor, dust myself off, jump over the bar and begin pouring myself a drink while watching the fight.

[Cuddly Khan]

*stare* *stare* *stare*

[Tom]

I continue to writhe around on the floor because it's fun

[comrade_general]

I emulate this meme:

[Cuddly Khan]

I continue to stare a Jubal, he will blink before me! (I also start kicking hum under the table to make him blink.)

[Tom]

I continue to writhe on the ground.

[Gmd]

I finish my drinking and poke Jubal in the eye forcing him to blink. Then i grin at him satisfied .

[Jubal]

I call one of my pangolin minions, who throws GMD's drink in his face for insolence. Then pours him a new one because I'm nice like that.

[Cuddly Khan]

I grin, because I am clearly the winner! So I get up and stomp on GMD's foot.

[Gmd]

I finish my freshly poured drink and smash the glass over Khans head

[Jubal]

I pour myself a cold orange juice and watch the show. 

[Tom]

I get up and headbutt Khan in the face