Bar Fight Arena

[Cuddly Khan]

I go flying into the far wall. I slowly get up and run over. I pick up the table with you in it and throw it out the door.

[Tom]

I roll out of the door, coming too rest against a wall. I pull the table off of my head and frisbee it back in to the bar at you.

[Cuddly Khan]

I dive and catch it and before landing again throw it back at you.

[Tom]

I catch it, drop it to the ground and grab a pike, charging back at you with it lowered.

[Cuddly Khan]

I dodge and jump to the side and grab the shaft of the pike and try to pry it from your hands.

[Tom]

I push it in to your body, forcing you away from me and letting go of it. I draw my short sword and stab at you.

[Cuddly Khan]

I parry with the shaft of the pike and throw it in the air while I do heaps of back flips and such until I am at the other end of the room. I than proceed to throw ninja stars at you.

[Tom]

I dodge the ninja stars matrix style but on my last dodge I mistime it and it hits me in the face. With a ninja star sticking out of my forehead  and blood pouring in to my eyes, I charge towards trying to get you within my grasp.

[Cuddly Khan]

I don't see you coming as I was to busy doing my victory dance and you knock me to the ground.

[Tom]

I pummel your face repeatedly, your head bouncing off of the floorboards with each blow.

[Cuddly Khan]

And it's bouncing because it's made of rubber. It bounces higher and higher each time and eventually bounces me back to my feet. I kick at you still on the ground.

[Tom]

I catch your kick with my face, absorbing the impact with my skull. I stand up and pull out a hand grenade, I pull the pin with my teeth and holding the lever thingy to the side I stare you down.

[Cuddly Khan]

I pull out a tennis racket as I step back a few paces. I grin at you.

[Tom]

I drop the hand grenade on the ground and dive at you so you can't volley it back at me.

[Cuddly Khan]

I attempt to play tennis with your head.