Bar Fight Arena

[Clockwork]

My UMP 45 has something to say about that *sneak attack*

[Cuddly Khan]

I use a plasma shield to deflect your UMP 45 bullets.

[comrade_general]

I sit back and watch as the plasma super-heats the bullets creating nice cauterized holes in Khan's body.

[Cuddly Khan]

Now I'm holy. :3

I through CG at Colossus, after using him as a human shield from the UMP bullets.

[Tom]

I sneak up on Khan and swing at him with my lightsaber.

[Cuddly Khan]

I duck and use my own lightsaber to deflect yours.

[Tom]

I am amazed at how you produced a lightsaber from seemingly nowhere. In a blaze of light I sweep my blade towards your head in a feint before cutting downwards at your shoulder.

[Cuddly Khan]

I jump backwards as I swing my lightsaber to deflect yours and immediately jump forward and thrust my lightsaber at you chest.

[Jubal]

I smile, amused, and offer another pint to anyone who wants one.

[Cuddly Khan]

I accept and after I'm finish I throw the cup at you.

[Jubal]

I back-hand the cup out of the way and it crashes into the ceiling, showering broken glass on the next poster...

Whoever they are!

[comrade_general]

The glass cuts me to ribbons and I die.

But I'm a zombie.

[Cuddly Khan]

I get bitten and turn into a zombie. Me and CG are hungry for brains.

[comrade_general]

[Cuddly Khan]

Nom nom nom Jubal's brain!