Bar Fight Arena

[Tom]

I grab a handy chainsaw and decapitate khan

[Cuddly Khan]

I pick my head up and put it back on. I seem to be human again!

[Tom]

I drop the chainsaw and swing a right hook towards your head.

[Cuddly Khan]

I jump over it (I'm a good jump alright) and kick at your head.

[Tom]

I catch your foot, spin you around and throw you against the wall.

[Cuddly Khan]

I go through the wall and into the next room, which has a sword in it. I pick it up and jump out of the hole in the wall swinging it at you.

[Othko97]

You somehow run backwards into my knife. 37 times.

[Cuddly Khan]

I pull the knife out of my back and throw it at you.

[Tom]

I dive in front of the knife, catching it between my teeth whilst dual wielding deagles firing them at you.

[Cuddly Khan]

I dive in front of the bullet, catching it between my teeth whilst now wielding dual miniguns and I shoot you up.

[Tom]

I duck down behind an unfeasibly bulletproof table to take cover as you erroneously riddle my identical twins body with bullets.

[Cuddly Khan]

I throw the miniguns aside and run towards the table whilst magically conjuring two swords, one in either hand. I jump over the table with a slash and a stab.

[Tom]

I parry one blow with my arm and take the stab through the chest. With a herculean effort I pick you up and slam you down over my knee.

[Cuddly Khan]

I roll off of your knee and pick up the table, bringing it down over your head.

[Tom]

My head goes through the table and wearing my new collar with pride I punch you in the face.