Bar Fight Arena

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Silver Wolf

#120
July 23, 2011, 11:30:52 AM
Quote from: debux on July 23, 2011, 06:17:20 AM
I crash into the bar, driving your car through the window.

I'll be damned, you stole my plan! That's why I parked my car two blocks away from the bar!

No problem, I consider beer non alcoholic. I order four Earthquakes and a bottle of rum for my blind parrot.

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Phoenixguard09

#121
July 23, 2011, 01:25:35 PM
But what about the hookers!?  Don't forget the hookers!

Anyway, what the hell are you, Russian?
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Ladyhawk

#122
July 23, 2011, 01:33:34 PM
nawww you guys are so lucky, the hookers are no use to me :(
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debux

#123
July 23, 2011, 05:42:37 PM
Because you said that, and the fact you have two stars and I only have one, I call in FPSRussia and blow up the seat you were sitting on.
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Silver Wolf

#124
July 23, 2011, 05:55:31 PM Last Edit: July 23, 2011, 05:57:34 PM by Silver Wolf
Quote from: phoenixguard09 on July 23, 2011, 01:25:35 PM
But what about the hookers!?  Don't forget the hookers!

Anyway, what the hell are you, Russian?

No. They can't drink right now. They're busy.

And I'm not Russian... I just like strong drinks.
My parrot is drunk again and it's vomiting in a 360 degrees angle.
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Captain Carthage

#125
July 24, 2011, 12:04:29 AM
Quote from: phoenixguard09 on July 22, 2011, 08:34:54 AM
Dirty cheat. :P

While verbally harranguing you, I surprise you all with a huge Scottish Claymore that surprisingly no one noticed before when I brought it in. While looking at you menacingly, Portugal explodes causing you to drop your crossbow which fires the bolt into your knee. Surprised once again, you accidentally set fire to the rest of your ammunition. Seeing as our previous exertations have left us covered in whiskey, we all go up in flames along with the bar.

We need a new bar.

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I yell as I fall for the sky on wings of fire.
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Ladyhawk

#126
July 24, 2011, 12:11:18 AM
You run over to get it from him and realise that he is on the floor unconcious, and I now have possesion of the sword. And I would really like to see you try and take it from me. :D *evil smile*
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debux

#127
July 24, 2011, 07:35:05 PM
I use my mental powers to call Aquaman and make your pretty little sword rusty with water.
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Captain Carthage

#128
July 24, 2011, 10:22:26 PM Last Edit: July 25, 2011, 12:14:47 AM by Nightangel
You fool!

Do you have any idea what you just did, without the Sword of Bars, Baropia will be created.

(All the bars, pubs and clubs in the universe fuse to create Baropia the planet of bars. The shadiest most run down places are found on the surface and the deeper you go the classier it gets.)
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Phoenixguard09

#129
July 24, 2011, 11:52:59 PM
I'm in deep!

EDIT* It was only after posting that I realised how wrong that looks. But I'll leave it.
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Ladyhawk

#130
July 25, 2011, 12:17:33 AM
bahahaha awww thats good.
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Silver Wolf

#131
July 25, 2011, 12:23:22 AM
I don't really get it. I'm either too tired or to stupid...

I order Martini for everyone. Served up, shaken, not stirred. A bit wet with an olive for a savory note.
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Phoenixguard09

#132
July 25, 2011, 01:48:22 AM
I'll get mine substituted for whiskey. Its a real drink. ;)  But thanks for the shout Silver. :D
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debux

#133
July 25, 2011, 08:26:08 PM
I'm so drunk I start yelling insults at your drinks. Once I summon enough courage, I charge right into the central column supporting the bar. It caves in.
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Phoenixguard09

#134
July 25, 2011, 11:34:40 PM
Bugger....





Now we need a new bar again. DEBUZ!
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