Would you rather?

[The Seamstress]

Hm, if you ask me, I don't really care. But "openly" might get more people onboard who'd help establishing world domination.

Would you rather have all roads magically turned into Roman era style roads, or all cars magically turned into horse-drawn carriages?

[Jubal]

I feel like I have to go with Roman roads because I don't want lots of people to die due to being stuck with only a horse drawn carriage in a life-or-death situation, doubly so because most of those people won't own horses.

Would you rather befriend a mole or a stoat?

[The Seamstress]

Though stoats are cute, they eat rabbits, so I don't want them anywhere near me & the buns. I'll befriend the mole, it could maybe even help me with gardening.


Would you rather be an 1890s bank clerk or an 1870s coachman?

[Jubal]

I feel like I'd rather be a bank clerk. I doubt I'd excel at either.


Would you rather chronic joint pain or chronic anxiety?

[The Seamstress]

Oof, that's a tough question. Neither, I guess, but if I'd have to make a choice, probably anxiety. Solely because I think I'm better equipped for dealing with that one.


Would you rather have your flat filled to the brim with chocolate chip cookies, or with cheesecake?

[Jubal]

Cookies, I think that's a much easier mess to clean up afterwards on balance.

Would you rather wear a top hat or a tricorne?

[The Seamstress]

I think a top hat would look better on me.

Would you rather have your own private cinema or theatre?

[Jubal]

Theatre! It would be a cool place to do poetry readings and things.

Would you rather go for a run or a swim?

[The Seamstress]

Swim! I hate running.


Would you rather have to break up a fight between two angry bunnies or between a pack of angry chihuahuas?

[Jubal]

The bunnies. Not that bunnies can't be aggressive, but chihuahuas are at least as vicious on average and there are more of them in the scenario.

Would you rather read an Elder Scroll and run the risk of being blinded by the power of its transcendental knowledge OR read a thousand of the very worst quality romance novels the English language has to offer?

[The Seamstress]

The Elder Scroll. I'd go for being blinded and gaining transcendental knowledge rather than dying of cringe.

Would you rather watch humankind's most terrible monster horror film, or play the monster in humankind's most terrible monster horror film?

[Jubal]

Oh I would absolutely play the monster, that sounds like fun.

Would you rather do crosswords or sudokus?

[The Seamstress]

Crosswords. I have little patience for sudoku and am very bad at it.

Would you rather be surprised or surprise someone with a party and/or present?

[Jubal]

I think be surprised, I'd be too anxious about surprising someone else.

Would you rather armadilloes or anteaters?

[The Seamstress]

Hm, both are kinda cute, but I think I'll choose the floofier one, so anteater it is.


If you'd partake in some lottery, would you rather win an electric car or a prefab house?