Would you rather?

[Jubal]

I don't drive so I guess the house? I don't hugely want to move but the house also will have higher sale value.

Would you rather be put in charge of your country's environmental protection agency or its immigration office?

[The Seamstress]

That's hard to decide, both are rather important matters. But I think environmental protection. I'd ban so many things that would need urgent banning.


Would you rather be the subject of a microhistorical study or the main character in someone's book?

[Jubal]

I think a book character, it sounds a bit more fun.

Would you rather live in a giant snail shell or under a huge acorn cup?

[The Seamstress]

I don't like snails at all - that leaves the acorn cup.

Would you rather spend a night in a room full of ticking clocks, or in a room full of dripping faucets?

[Jubal]

Both sound like hell, I think the drippy taps would actually annoy me less.

Would you rather have hands that could be temperature controlled between 0 and 50 celsius, or hands that could emit a normal lightbulb level of light at will?

[The Seamstress]

The light sounds quite good, no more lamps needed when reading in bed, and it would be very easy to find stuff in the darkness when there's a power outage or something.

Would you rather have chocolate or pistachio ice cream?

[Jubal]

Pistachio, usually. Either can be good, but pistachio is marginally less likely to be oversweetened.


Would you rather have crispy duck flavoured or salt and vinegar flavoured ice cream?

[The Seamstress]

Crispy duck... though both don't seem very appealing as ice cream flavours, tbh.


Would you rather live in eternal autumn or in eternal spring?

[Jubal]

Eternal spring, though it's pretty marginal. Flowers are nicer then though, and I get to keep having birthdays.

Would you rather be followed around by an excitable tambourine playing acrobatic rat, or a mysterious hooded mouse with a lantern who just occasionally tolled a tiny little bell every hour on the hour?

[The Seamstress]

The tambourine rat would probably drive me mad if it kept tambourining all the time, so I'll take the mouse.

Would you rather be a fluffy cloud or a sparkly rainbow?

[Jubal]

Fluffy cloud. I'm not very sparkly.

Would you rather march under a banner with a unicorn on it or a gryphon on it?

[The Seamstress]

Unicorn! I think it's the friendlier of the two. (Also aesthetically, I'm rather Team Unicorn.)


Would you rather share your flat with a slightly grumpy & lethargic fairy, or with an overly joyous & hyperactive troll?

[Jubal]

I think I might actually need the troll energy, as much as I'd resent the hyperactivity at first.


Would you rather    or  ?

[The Seamstress]

Would you rather have a chocolate fountain that has fresh chocolate 24/7, or some cheese fondue that automatically refills every 24 hours?

[Jubal]

Cheese, always cheese.


Schefflera or spider plant?