Would you rather?

[Tusky]

bundt cake sounds nice!

Murder mystery roleplaying evening or escape room?

[The Seamstress]

Murder mystery I think.

Oranges or strawberries?

[Jubal]

Strawberries


Storks or Herons?

[The Seamstress]

Herons, I see them quite often around here.

Own a chicken or a goat?

[Jubal]

Goat


Tree frog or pool frog?

[The Seamstress]

Tree frog!

Swans or geese?

[Jubal]

Geese

Song thrush or mistle thrush?

[The Seamstress]

They look similar so I think I just decide based on the name, song thrush seems good.

Live in a city or in a rural area?

[Jubal]

I'm feeling rural today, there's too much city in this city.

Mammoth or elephant?

[The Seamstress]

Mammoth.

Pizza or focaccia?

[Jubal]

focaccia!

Lingonberry or Barberry?

[The Seamstress]

I only know lingonberries as rather bitter-sour (?) in taste, so am not a huge fan. Never tried barberries... maybe those, just to see what they're like.

Be a fish or an earthworm for a week? (You still have your human mind during that time.)

[Jubal]

I only know lingonberries as rather bitter-sour (?) in taste, so am not a huge fan. Never tried barberries... maybe those, just to see what they're like.

Barberry/berberis is also quite acid and sour - they're used in savoury Persian cooking, especially e.g. mixed in with rice where they add a bit of freshness and flavour to otherwise heavy rice dishes.

I'd be a fish, I think that gives me a better chance of surviving the week.

Would you rather Mountain Leopards or Forgefyre?

[Tusky]

Is this choosing which of your ouvre to keep? Which is the best? Or which to delve into?
I'll assume the latter, and since I haven't read forgefyre yet so I shall choose that!

You must select an object from the last few "would you rathers" on this thread.
Would you rather need to use this object to escape from a high security dungeon designed to thwart all conventional magic and physical force? OR need to use this object to convince a notoriously skeptical & bribe resistant dragon to reveal the location of a hidden artifact you wish to acquire?

(and which object would you use)

(and how would you use it)

[Jubal]

I will threaten the dragon with an angry goat. Goats know no fear.

Would you rather be the person responsible for sweeping up my charred remains and scattering my ashes thereafter, or for looking after the goat which will inexplicably yet inevitably have survived the whole thing?