Would you rather?

[The Seamstress]

The triceratops. Dino friend!

Would you rather have random music playing inside your head at all times, or be able to tune into any non-music radio communications on the planet?

[Jubal]

I already have random music playing inside my head at all times, so unless I'm being threatened with that being taken away, I'll get the additional bonus of the second option.

Would you rather own a goose that laid golden eggs, or three magic beans?

[The Seamstress]

The goose, definitely. Steady income.

Would you rather have a duck make a nest in your hair, meaning it would sit there until the ducklings hatch, or have ducks follow you around who quack one of your songs nonstop?

[Jubal]

I think the hair nest? Both sound inconvenient.

Would you rather live with the moomins or the clangers for a couple of months?

[The Seamstress]

The Moomins win this one, I guess. Moomin valley looks like a good place to be.

Would you rather everything you touched turned into a glittery version of the same thing, or be all glittery yourself?

[Jubal]

Oh no, being glitter-midas sounds bad, I don't think I would want everything to be glittery, but I'd also hate being glittery I guess. I think maybe I have to be glittery because at least then everything is a bit more under control.

Would you rather grape juice or pear juice?

[The Seamstress]

Grape juice.

Chicken curry or chicken skewers?

[Jubal]

Chicken skewers.


Command a loyal army of chickens or a loyal army of rockhopper penguins?

[The Seamstress]

Rockhopper penguins. They look fierce enough to thrash anything that comes their way.

Would you rather create a new video game or a board game?

[Jubal]

Ooh! I think video game? But I like making either!

Would you rather have a new water butt or a new archery butt?

[The Seamstress]

Do archery lessons come with the archery butt? If so, yes please.

Would you rather learn horse-riding in full armour, or just sword-fighting (armour optional)? 

[Jubal]

Swordfighting I think. Ironically probably the less dangerous option and I feel like it might be a good way for me to keep fit.

Would you rather be a priest in a fantasy setting, or a thief/rogue in a fantasy setting?

[The Seamstress]

Hm... I'm neither religious nor feel particularly rogue-ish, but I guess the latter? Then again, if the priest character had any magic abilities, I might reconsider.

Would you rather start an alternative career as a hairdresser for dwarves or as a tailor specialised in making combat suits for rats?

[Jubal]

I'm probably marginally closer to having the skils to make rat armour? Which is not a sentence I thought I'd say when I got up this morning.

Would you rather have a drinking contest with a blemmye or a sunbathing contest with a sciapod?

[The Seamstress]

I'd definitely lose spectacularly & be miserable in both scenarios, so it doesn't really matter, I guess... but I think I'd rather be drunk than sunburnt.

Would you rather have your own private forest or private island?