Would you rather?

[Jubal]

Private island: I like forests, but water feels like home.

Would you rather duct tape or superglue?

[The Seamstress]

Depends on what I need it for, but generally, duct tape.

Lilac or lavender scent?

[Jubal]

Lilac.

Back pain or neck pain?

[The Seamstress]

Ugh, back pain I guess; neck pain usually comes with additional headache.

Beans or lentils?

[Jubal]

Beans!

Chickpeas or chicken?

[The Seamstress]

Chickpeas. But both are OK.

Pride or prejudice?

[Jubal]

Pride

North or South?

[The Seamstress]

North.

East or West?

[Jubal]

East.

Whispering or humming?

[The Seamstress]

Humming.

Wear a panda or koala onesie?

[Jubal]

Panda.

This or that?

[The Seamstress]

This.

Here or there?

[Jubal]

There.

King's side or queen's side?

[The Seamstress]

Queen's side. Girl power!

Would you rather every material thing transformed into wood or into stone (while still maintaining its shape & function)?

[Jubal]

Wood I think. Though I do like stone as well.

As much salt water as you like, for any purpose, forever, or one cup of really nice fresh spring water to drink per day?