Would you rather?

[Doomchild]

Axeman, so i could have a badass axe, who doesnt like having a badass axe?

Would you rather go to the pub or have a house party?

[Pentagathus]

If I had a house which was suitable for a house party then the second, although usually I would rather go to a pub than someone elses house party.
Early stage testicular cancer or HIV?

[debux]

Uh, early stage testicular cancer? I'd prefer not to be able to participate in sexual intercourse than getting fatally sick and maybe even die because of it. The question did get me out of place, so extra points for leaving me stunned for like 15 seconds.

Planetside 2 or WoW?

[Jubal]

Don't know anything about planetside, but going with that.

Cepheida or Guns Swords and Steam?

[debux]

Don't know anything about Cepheida (google didn't even help), but the second alternative sounds manly and valve-ish, which are good things
(FYI, Planetside 2 is a MMO FPS, and I love it. First game with a futuristic setting that I come to like a lot. Was the first thing that came into mind)

Pure, original Jazz or Jazz-influenced various genres?

[Cuddly Khan]

Jazz-influenced various genres... I don't know, I don't listen to Jazz.

Would you prefer awesome grammar skills or awesome spelling skills?

[debux]

Grammar skills... nothing beats being a wise ass on the internet You can't be a wise ass spelling bee on the internet, unless you're on Omegle video or something

[Cuddly Khan]

Would you prefer people remember to ask their questions or we go on like this with questions about people not asking a question?

[Pentagathus]

Pikachu I choose you!
Would you rather answer the questions or follow my lead to glory and barely limited power.

[Dimos]

I'd rather answer the questions, Glory will come sooner that way!

Would you rather have a duck or a swan for a pet?

[feet]

A duck. Swans are scary!

Would you rather the power of attraction or repulsion?

[Cuddly Khan]

Attract people, in the good way.

Would you rather have a Nuclear Fallout Apocalypse or a Zombie Apocalypse?

[Dimos]

I'd rather kick some ZOMBIE ass! hehehheh

Would you rather play football (''soccer'' for the U.S. Αmericans, ''calcio'' per gli Ιtaliani, ''ποδόσφαιρο" για τους Έλληνες) or bascetball?

PS: I'd rather be a duck as well, because Swans have silly necks!! hehhehe! Ducks are faster and more kewl (cool)

[Cuddly Khan]

Neither, it's Basketball all the way for me. I actually do play it for my school.

Would you rather an awesome PC or an awesome Surround Sound Stereo System.

[Dimos]

Awesome PC (the stereo system can be a part of an awesome pc, but not vice versa!)

Would you rather ace of hearts or spades in cards?