Would you rather?

[debux]

Chiwowa would be only one. Besides, I read somewhere that a pack a squirrels were able to kill a dog because they were so hungry.

Music or paintings/sculptures?

[Jubal]

Music, I think. Conveys so much more than static imagery.

Theatre or movie?

[comrade_general]

Movie.

[Skull]

Saurman

Chinese or European Broadsword?

[debux]

European. no good reason though, chinese would be too hipster.

Emo or gothic?

[Silver Wolf]

Emo girls. They're so HAWT.
But gothic as a movement. Less self pity.

Chinese or Italian cuisine?

[Skull]

Chinese. I like rice.

A Hoplon or a Scutum?

[Pentagathus]

Scutum sounds like scrotum, which pleases my very immature sense of humor. Also you could use it as a boat. Mabye. Probably not. But you could have fun convincing someone else to try it.
Saxophone or trumpet?

[Skull]

Depends.

Oranges or Apples?

[Jubal]

Apples!

Bananas or pears?

[Pentagathus]

Bannanas, they're expected to replace wheat as a stable food source in many places whereas pears are close enough to apples and aren't necessary for anything apart from pear cider.

Hippies or Suits?

[debux]

Hippies. A lot funner. Besides, you always have to worry on your physical state if you want to wear suits, since they are supposed to be tight (and therefore, you always have to remain the same size). Hippie baggy clothes are also very nice and colourful.

Aerobics or sports?

[Dimos]

Sports, like running or something...

Would you rather be a helicopter rescuer or an army airbourne?

[Jubal]

Helicopter rescuer, dangling out of a flying object is difficult enough without some fool trying to put a bullet in my ass.

Russia or China?

[debux]

Russia got russian vodka (and russian accents for english). Enough said.

US or EU?