Would you rather?

[Silver Wolf]

Chuck Norris. He's alive. I'd rather be alive.

Would you rather be a chicken or a turkey?

[SaidaiSloth]

Turkey.Chickens cross roads.Roads are dangerous.Roads make people dead.

[debux]

Would you rather be a turkey or dead?

[SaidaiSloth]

Turkey.

Would you rather be a citizen of Exilian or a moderator of the KAG forums and Terraria forums?

[Silver Wolf]

Citizen of Exilian.

Would you rather eat your shorts or unexpectedly receive the mother of all wedgies?

[SaidaiSloth]

Eat my shorts, I have plenty of them.

Would you rather die or be banned from the computer?

[feet]

Be banned from my computer.

Would you rather be stuck outside or banned from exiting any building?

[SaidaiSloth]

Your answer is very obvious P:

And for the question, be banned from exiting any building, I hardly ever go outside.

Would you rather eat feet or hands?

[feet]

Jelly Baby Feet.

Would you rather give birth to a girl or a boy?

[Jubal]

Uh... a girl?

That's quite a weird prospect.

If you went to hell and were told your punishment was to answer random questions forever, would you rather be asked easy questions or thought provoking ones?

[feet]

Thought provoking ones. Easy ones would get boring.

Would you rather be a platypus or a koala?

[Jubal]

PLATYPUS BECAUSE THEN MY BABIES WOULD BE CALLED PUGGLES AND BE ALL PUGGLE-ISH AND ADORABLE AND I'D HAVE A FRICKEN BEAK. Obviously.

Would you rather play a guitar or a lute?

[SaidaiSloth]

Guitar.

Would you rather be moderator of KAG forums or of my lovely forum?

[debux]

KAG forums? That way I wouldn't mess up your forum with my horribly low activity

[Dimos]

Jubaaaal I caught you! I can play the lute now as well, you Lute-lover