Would you rather?

[Jubal]

No new question?

Okay...

Would you rather have a conversation with President Barack Obama or Prime Minister David Cameron?

[Dimos]

I'd say Obama...

But they are both clearly average.

Would you rather eat a cheese-filled banana or a marmelade-filled raven? [Upload pics of which you'll choose!  -If you dare!- ]

[debux]

I'm scared.

I'll go for marmelade-filled raven, but I'm scared of what may show up in google. Even with filters on. (I hate cheese)

Would you rather a mongolian necroposter or a ban-hammer weilding aussie as an admin?

[Skull]

Mongolian
We need more Mongols playing Total War Games.

Would you use a Pole axe or a Pole Hammer against a charging knight?

[Jubal]

Axe, far more versatile.

Would you rather own a new watch or new shoes?

[Skull]

Shoes.

Would you live in the 1 century BC or AD?

[comrade_general]

Shouldn't really matter so much, but probably go with the BC.

Would you rather be a legionnaire or a hoplite?

[debux]

Ungh, tough one. Because of my fanboyism, I'd go for a hoplite fighting for Carthage. However, reason would triumph and I'd go for the one that promises a better (and possibly a longer!) life. Besides, I love when stuff is well organized, and it would seem that the Roman army was the best at that in the days.

Would you rather be a tribesman of Iberia or Gaul?

[Skull]

Gaul.
Their + 3 hour poems seem to be fun...

Would you rather be a Athenian or a Spartan slave?

[Jubal]

Athenian, so I might be able to learn to read or generally have a vaguely interesting life.

Would you rather set sail under the command of Horatio Nelson or Yi Sun-Shin?

[debux]

Never heard of Yi Sun-Shin, but sounds a lot more interesting than fighting a bunch a nilly-willy inefficient Frenchies and Spaniards

Would you rather fight in a civil war or a war for independence?

[Silver Wolf]

In a war for independence. I was born during one.

Would you rather work as a fisherman or a banana farmer?

[Dimos]

Sounds easier to plant some bananas, even if we have plenty of sea down here... But I don't quite favor seafood, I eat very few of it...

Would you rather be King Porrus of India or Queen Zenobia of Palmyra?

[which simply means would you rather be a Leader who lost a war and continued ruling his land under the name of his/her Conqueror, or a Leader who rebelled against an Empire and crafted his own state, defending it for many years, before, finally his dominion was conquered again and he/she died in the siege?]

[Jubal]

Porus - it is easy to die for your people, much harder but better to live for them.

Would you rather eat tofu-flavoured toffee or toffee-flavoured tofu?

[Pentagathus]

Both sound rather horrible, but I think toffee flavored tofu would win.
Attacked by an incredibly randy chiwowa or an incredibly angry platoon of squirrels?