Would you rather?

[Caradìlis]

Bach Golem?

Blanket forts or pillow fights?

[Jubal]

Blanket forts. I am very much a defensive strategist by nature.

Folklore or folk music?

[Tusky]

That's tough to answer - would I rather what about them?
Is it: what's your favourite out of listening to someone reading aloud folklore based facts / stories, or listening folk music?
Similarly is it: are you interested more in history or music? I suppose I probably listen to more music than I do read about history.
However if it's: what would you rather have, assuming the other ceased to exist then I'd go with folklore since it regards the historical background of a community. As such underpins what folk music is.

Someone that is a pedant or someone that is lackadaisical

[Jubal]

Right now, the latter, I am too tired for pedantry.

Have a horn in the middle of your forehead, or have a tail like a beaver's?

[Tusky]

Tail. Might be useful for balance or swimming or something.

Jam up your nose or peanut butter in one ear

[Jubal]

I think jam up my nose, as it'd be easier to remove (by blowing my nose) whereas you might need to use a pressurised water jet to clean the ear if it was really blocked, and I'd rather not have to go through that again.

Your saliva turns into good quality mead when you spit it, or your phlegm turns into golden syrup when you blow your nose?

[Tusky]

I prefer golden syrup, it's useful as an ingredient in a lot of recipes. I think that I could get over the grossness of how I obtained the golden syrup if it's hidden in a cake mix or something.

Gordon Ramsey or Jamie Oliver

[Jubal]

Gordon Ramsey, the voice of Captain Avatar in the 1970s-80s US version of Star Blazers? Absolutely that guy!

Outer space or inner space?

[Tusky]

inner space for nostalgic reasons.

Dwayne "the rock" Johnson, Alcatraz (aka "the rock"), or an actual rock

[Jubal]

Actual rock. I like rocks.


Sashes or bandoliers?

[Tusky]

bandoliers I think

Coffee or Tea?

[Jubal]

Teeeeeeeeeeeea

One decent sized chocolate chip cookie, or a 2kg jar of raisin cookies?

[Tusky]

2kg jar of raisin cookies!

Flying Fortress or "Avro" Lancaster

[Jubal]

Flying fortress

Fiddle or violin?

[Tusky]

Fiddle!

Gulf of Thailand or Andaman Sea?