Would you rather?

[The Seamstress]

I think charcoal burner, I'd get to spend time in the woods.

Lentils or beans?

[Jubal]

Beans, always beans.


Azure or Navy?

[The Seamstress]

Hm, depends on what it is for, but generally, navy blue.

Train fleas for a flea circus or train mosquitoes for a mosquito race?

[Jubal]

Fleas. I'm from a fenland, mosquitoes are basically my hereditary enemies.


Extra pair of eyes or extra pair of ears?

[The Seamstress]

I'm from a fenland, mosquitoes are basically my hereditary enemies.

We might have that in common. Though the landscape here is far from Norfolk fens standards, we always get plenty of mosquitoes in summer. And I'd rather not.


I think I'd opt for a pair of extra ears, though I'm not sure they'd do much? Extra eyes would be creepy.

Hire a penguin to clean all your shoes or hire a giraffe to clean the ceilings?

[Jubal]

My ceilings are too low for a giraffe to be comfortable, I've seen giraffes, they are Big Actually. So shoe penguin it is.

Exilian pub or actual pub?

[The Seamstress]

Exilian pub. Actual pub only when it's not too crowded and when there's good food (and, in these plague days, with good ventilation). I feel mostly uncomfortable though when there are drunk & loud people around, which happens in pubs, so I guess the online version is still the preferrable one.

Be transformed into R2D2 or into C3PO?

[Jubal]

R2D2. Very smol, very round.

Pringles or non-pringle crisps?

[The Seamstress]

Depends more on the flavour I think, I like both Pringles and non-Pringles in general. Let's say Pringles. *shrugs*

Have a Star Trek holodeck or replicator?

[Jubal]

Replicator!


Plant marram grass on Arrakis or Tatooine?

[The Seamstress]

I don't really know stuff about either, but since both are desert planets, I guess the grass will be fine anywhere? I think Arrakis, the name just sounds better.

Atlantic or Pacific ocean?

[Jubal]

Atlantic. Nothing against the Pacific, but I know the Atlantic a little better.

Bay of Biscay or Bay Tree?

[The Seamstress]

Bay tree!

Have thunderstorms happen whenever you're upset, or have flower petals rain & pile up all over the place when you're happy?

[Jubal]

Hm, depends how upset I need to be and how heavy the flower petal rain is, I think! I think I'll go for the petals though.


You have a new monster under your command! Umber hulk or rust monster?

[The Seamstress]

Judging from the pictures I googled... both look terrifying, tbh. Probably the rust monster?

Be a mystery or solve a mystery?