Would you rather?

[Jubal]

Bothbothboth. But if I have to choose... I think I'd like a tree house.


Enchantment or shapeshifting?

[The Seamstress]

Shapeshifting would be really cool I think.

Have your head transformed into one giant brussels sprout, or into one giant pea?

[Jubal]

Sprout, to keep some texture.

Become suddenly French or suddenly Spanish?

[The Seamstress]

Hm... Maybe Spanish? Then I could speak the language. I already know a bit of French so an additional language would be nice.

Wear a ridiculous party hat or a ridiculous crown?

[Jubal]

Ridiculous crown I think.

Get asked to design a stylish party hat or a stylish crown?

[The Seamstress]

Stylish crown! Shiny.

Somersaults or cartwheels?

[Jubal]

somersaults, but I can't do either

byrnie or gambeson?

[The Seamstress]

Gambeson.

Horse or donkey?

[Jubal]

Donkey

Full beard or moustache?

[The Seamstress]

Full beard. Though not on myself, I wouldn't look very good with a beard.

Long hair or short hair?

[Jubal]

Long hair

Teaching or learning?

[The Seamstress]

Learning, mostly. I don't think I'm good at teaching.

Theatre or cinema?

[Jubal]

Theatre.

Ground floor or penthouse?

[The Seamstress]

Ground floor.

Be transformed into a penguin whenever you come in contact with water, or transformed into a bear whenever someone hugs you?

[Tusky]

The first one would make having a glass of water tricky, so I'll pick transforming into a bear after hugs. Will just take some explaining.

black forest gateaux or carrot cake?