Would you rather?

[The Seamstress]

I've no idea, I'll just say dragoons because dragons.

Yell "I am the king" really loudly every time someone says your name, or (audibly) whisper "THE END IS NIGH" really menacingly every time someone says Hello to you?

[Jubal]

I think "I am the King" is the better option here, as people say hello to me much more often than they address me by name - though it depends on the radius, if it's me hearing the name or if it's just any time anyone says "James" anywhere in the world which I think would be rather tiring.

Autumn leaves or spring buds?

[The Seamstress]

It's autumn & Spooky Season soon which is my favourite time of the year, so definitely autumn leaves.

Rain or snow?

[Jubal]

Snow, just because it's far more endangered as a weather type than rain.

Snufkin or Moomintroll?

[The Seamstress]

I don't know the Moomin stories well enough so I just read short info on Wikipedia... Snufkin is described as wandering and I'm not a wandering kind of person I think, so I'll say Moomintroll. *shrugs*

Fried rice or fried noodles?

[Tusky]

Fried noodles

Superman or superglue?

[The Seamstress]

Hm... Would Superman do what I tell him? Because he could do the household chores in a few seconds and cook dinner with his laser eyes or something, which would all be very convenient. Superglue is just sticky.

Write a novel or a play?

[Jubal]

Novel, I have too many novel ideas and not enough time.

Write a mysterious chant or a beautiful hymn?

[The Seamstress]

I think I'm more a mysterious chant type of person.

McDonald's or Burger King?

[Jubal]

Uch, ideally neither. Burger King I guess?


Bony fish or shellfish?

[The Seamstress]

Bony fish.

Pretend to be a goat and live among goats for a year, or pretend to be Elvis, touring the world with your concerts?

[Jubal]

I could probably do a marginally better job of pretend Elvis?

Seashell or nutshell?

[The Seamstress]

Nutshell.

Fruit salad or veg salad?

[Jubal]

Veg salad, as it is lunchtime.

Mud or sand?

[The Seamstress]

Sand, I guess?

Crystals or fossils?