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[Tusky]

If looked at in reverse chronological order: First!

[Glaurung]

"And the last shall be first..." ?

[Tusky]

"Johnny 5 is alive!..."

[Glaurung]

Ah, I seem to have missed that one at the time. You have made me learn something new - thank you.

[Tusky]

I just called, to say.... I win you.

And I mean it from the bottom of my heart.

[Glaurung]

You win me? Oh, I didn't know that could happen. I'm used to "points mean prizes", but "people are prizes" is a new one. Does this mean I can win you too?

[Tusky]

Yea, I suppose it does.

Although I was just quoting Stevie wonder

[Glaurung]

I thought Stevie Wonder used a slightly different word? Anyway, I win now. I don't even feel the need to claim a prize, human or otherwise.

[Tusky]

In the naaaaame of wiiiiiin

[Glaurung]

Once more in the name of win!

[Tusky]

It's a fresh new day. I'm going to start it off on the right foot with what all the cool kids are calling: a Tuskys special.

[Glaurung]

Ah, I think I started off on the left foot (that's probably the one that hits the floor first when I get out of bed). Maybe the left foot is the right foot for me? Or maybe I've already had too much caffeine?

Never mind, I shall soothe my overactive brain by: winning!

[Tusky]

Maybe it means the foot that you left behind?

[Glaurung]

Possibly, though it doesn't feel as if one leg is four or five inches shorter than the other, and I'm fairly sure my left behind is still attached alongside my right behind. But who knows? All these sensations could be a figment of my imagination, and in fact I'm leaving a trail of detached body parts as I go through my daily routine.

Still, I seem to have enough bits of body left to do this: I win!

[Tusky]

What a gruesome thought. Are you just an arm attached to a hand to type & head (or just eyes?) to see the screen with?