Fortunately, Unfortunately

[Jubal]

Unfortunately, all there's enough of it left for is living and farming fungi in caves below the barren and irradiated surface.

[Caradìlis]

Fortunately, nature is adaptable...

[Jubal]

Unfortunately, lemurs are not.

[Caradìlis]

Fortunately, the bats mutated into sapient creatures and built a nature reserve for them...

[Jubal]

Unfortunately, the bats, whilst generally good nature conservationists, viciously disliked humans and started killing them off.

[Caradìlis]

Fortunately, this saved a lot of other species from extinction, by removing the human threat from the equation...

[Jubal]

Unfortunately, the other species did not have much idea of how to protect earth when the MIGHTY MUSHROOM OF MUNDIFRON invaded.

[Caradìlis]

Fortunately, the Collective Consciousness of the Mighty Mushroom of Mundifron (CCMMM) decided the Earth was not worth staying there and moved on to invade another planet instead.

[Jubal]

Unfortunately, that planet was Skaro, leading to a mass exodus of fleeing Daleks.

[Caradìlis]

Fortunately, the Doctor was at hand to save people.

[Jubal]

Unfortunately, thanks to BBC budget cuts, he only had two spoons, a piece of string, and a small bag of tangerines with which to do so.

[Caradìlis]

Fortunately, being the doctor, he made this work...

[Jubal]

Unfortunately, I can't really think of any more misfortunes, and there's only two of us doing this so I always have to do the unfortunate bits :/

[Caradìlis]

Fortunately, there would be an option to move to round two, where maybe more people could join in...

[Tusky]

Unfortuantely, a wild tusky appears