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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #45 on: May 30, 2013, 03:10:29 PM »
Fortunately, Bob can invest in an umbrella, which is quite affordable at this time of year and has been proven to reduce the effects of sunlight upon unprotected ski by up to seventy-eight percent. Or so I have been told.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #46 on: May 30, 2013, 08:30:38 PM »
Unfortunately, Bob needed to reduce the effects of sunlight on his skin rather than his skis.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #47 on: June 02, 2013, 03:01:01 AM »
Fortunately he found some sun-lotion, tossed in a trash can (with a high level of skin protection against the dangerous sun-rays!)
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #48 on: July 17, 2013, 10:47:20 AM »
Unfortunately there was hardly any sun cream left in the bottle, and it barely covered one arm.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #49 on: July 17, 2013, 11:36:10 AM »
Fortunately, just as he'd used the last of the cream covering just one arm, the sun went in and dark clouds covered the sky.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #50 on: July 17, 2013, 12:10:43 PM »
Unfortunately, it started lashing down with rain.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #51 on: July 17, 2013, 06:23:55 PM »
Fortunately, he had a coat.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #52 on: July 17, 2013, 06:25:20 PM »
Unfortunately it didn't have a hood.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #53 on: July 17, 2013, 06:34:18 PM »
Fortunately he also had an umbrella.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #54 on: July 17, 2013, 08:39:52 PM »
Unfortunately it was a sun shade really, so the rain came through.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #55 on: July 18, 2013, 11:36:29 AM »
Fortunately, he also has a wide brimmed hat.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #56 on: July 18, 2013, 12:37:42 PM »
Unfortunately he left it behind... (It was too heavy [ ;D] for his fragile arms to carry...)
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #57 on: July 18, 2013, 01:11:29 PM »
Fortunately he had a friend who carried it for him.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #58 on: July 18, 2013, 04:22:15 PM »
Unfortunately, a bloodthirsty hyena attacked his friend, and ate the hat along with him...
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
« Reply #59 on: July 18, 2013, 05:26:23 PM »
Fortunately, watching his friend ripped to pieces by a hyena made him forget all about the rain.
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