Fortunately, Unfortunately

[Son of the King]

Unfortunately the vastly amazed eel population explosion leaves the other local wildlife also rather amazed as their ecosystem is suddenly under intense stress.

[Jubal]

Fortunately, I am from the East Anglian Fens and summoning up the ancient cultural knowledge of my people take up the eel-glaive once more, revive the eel fishing industry, and keep the population under control, producing lots of delicious smoked eel in the process.

[The Seamstress]

Unfortunately, you face a bunch of Eel Rights Activists who want to shut down the industry again. Your reputation is damaged and business suffers as people begin buying Vegan Smoked Eel instead, so you now sit on a ton of smoked eel, unable to sell it.

[Jubal]

Fortunately, I like eating smoked eel and I can now invite my friends over to also eat smoked eel without being in danger of running out of smoked eel.

[Son of the King]

Unfortunately there is so much smoked eel that you and your friends all eat far too much of it.

[Jubal]

Fortunately, we can all have a little post-smoked-eel-banquet nap now.

[The Seamstress]

Unfortunately, even after the nap the eel keeps on eeling. Having eaten way too much of it, your friends are so sick of eel now that no one wants to eat any more. You're dealing with amazing amounts of exceedingly eeling eel again.