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Build a city!
« on: December 10, 2012, 07:52:49 PM »
Every user posts one addition to the city (or upgrade).

One addition per post please.

I'll start:

A Town Hall is built in a clearing.

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Re: Build a city!
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2012, 10:52:30 PM »
A Shrine to Jubal is built on a small rise next to the Town Hall.

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Re: Build a city!
« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2012, 07:05:07 AM »
A few houses and huts are build for the general population.
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Re: Build a city!
« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2012, 08:55:40 PM »
A well is built outside the Town Hall to give clean water.
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Re: Build a city!
« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2012, 09:06:30 PM »
A gargantuan statue is built depicting Pentagathus standing on top of a slain dragon's neck with his mighty spear thrust into its head (not a euphanism.) The statue is actually hollow and can serve as a small fortress.
Edit: Unfortunately most of the population are required to work on the statue so the local economy crashes due to a lack of labour. On the flip side the mighty Pentagathus gives his blessing to the statue which can now spout dragonfire at enemies.
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Re: Build a city!
« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2012, 09:08:43 PM »
A public outhouse is built next to the statute.

The stench is unbearable.
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Re: Build a city!
« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2012, 09:20:04 PM »
Pentagathus is mightily angered and declares the latrine and its users to be an enemy of the Wilbulnubnibs. As a result the statue roars flame at the latrine, incinariting it and its current occupants. The resultant smell is utterly rosey.

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Re: Build a city!
« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2012, 09:25:46 PM »
The smell of roasted turd attracts an enormous amount of turd/flesh eating insects.

All hell brakes loose.
The population is decimated.

Survivors curse the day the statue was built.
They also fear toilets.
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Re: Build a city!
« Reply #8 on: December 11, 2012, 10:28:37 PM »
Whilst I know it's a cliche, boy... that escalated quickly. I mean, that really got out of hand fast.

The population's leaders realise martial law might be needed in future. Sentry boxes appear at the corners of all remaining streets.
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Re: Build a city!
« Reply #9 on: December 11, 2012, 11:15:42 PM »
A nice little flowerbed is placed next to each sentry box.

Each one consist of exactly 10 red tulips, 10 yellow tulips, 10 margaret flowers and 10 violets.
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Re: Build a city!
« Reply #10 on: December 12, 2012, 01:51:21 AM »
Signs are erected next to the flowerbeds and draped with decorative vine. They read: "NO MARCUSES ALLOWED".

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Re: Build a city!
« Reply #11 on: December 12, 2012, 10:27:02 AM »
A traveling circus moves into the town for the night and performs, they have jugglers and fire breathers. People become happy and enjoy the break from the chaos that occurred not too long ago. They move away again the next morning.
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Re: Build a city!
« Reply #12 on: December 13, 2012, 10:03:11 PM »
Refugees come from further down the coast as pirates have been doing pillagey things round there. They help to solve the labour shortage crisis whilst also enriching the local culture.

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Re: Build a city!
« Reply #13 on: December 17, 2012, 05:42:41 AM »
The pirates, seeing their prey fleeing, follow them. They pose as merchants attracted the the tulips and violets.
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Re: Build a city!
« Reply #14 on: December 17, 2012, 07:01:15 AM »
A wooden wall is built to keep unwanted guests out.
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