Build a city!

[Silver Wolf]

A pirate hideout was built.

[feet]

A pirate emerges from the hideout, disguised as a lantern bearer. He sets fire to the wooden wall.

[Cuddly Khan]

A stone wall is build in the place of the ashes of the wall that was previously in it's place. This time with guards on top. (This is really feeling like a game of some really awesome civilization game with tons of features...)

[fez-fez]

A large Windmill is built beside the wall

[Skull]

The Pirates use their cannons against the walls and organize a assault.
A army of crossbowmen,pikemen and macemen is defending the city.The Pikemen are able to hold out the pirates at the gates while the crossbowmen fire a volley after volley into the approaching pirates.However,the pirates manage to brake the pikemen's phalanx,while taking huge losses.The crossbowmen shoot one last volley and retreat to the town center.The remaining pikemen try to hold off the attacking pirates near the town center while crossbowmen shoot directly into the ranks of the pirates. While this is happening,the Macemen are making a swift run to the back of the pirates and make a incredible charge and totally eradicate the remaining pirates.
The town has survived the siege and defeated the pirates,but the pirate hideout is still there,and some more pirates are gathering there.Also,they have stormed the Windmill and made a wooden wall around their hideout...Someone should take care of them.

Khan,now this also looks a bit like Lords of the Realm 2,Sid Meier's Pirates and Stronghold Crusader now.

[Cuddly Khan]

A leader rises up from the ranks and takes charge. Seeing as the Pirates are much more well equipped they take the weapons of the pirates and repair whatever has been damaged.

[Skull]

The pirates besiege the city for 2 months.The stone wall has taken some damage.

[Cuddly Khan]

A messenger is sent to the King to get help.

[Jubal]

The King refuses, but decides to send enough funds and craftsmen to build a solid gold statue of himself in the centre of town.

[comrade_general]

A vegetable stand, specializing in tomatoes, is built next to the statue.

[Silver Wolf]

A rival carrot stand is build just across the way.

[Doomchild]

The tomato stand owner hired some thugs to snap all the carrot vendors carrots in two

[Pentagathus]

The carrot vender flies into a frothing rage, draws  his trusty carrot carver and slices the broken carrots into wafers. He then hurls handfuls of carrot wafers into a pan of boiling oil (he was planning on upturning it onto the tomato vender's head before the carrot snapping incident) and lo and behold, for he hath created the carrot crisp! His carrot crisps become a massively popular hit with the locals, and soon Sir Crayton of the Crunchy Carrot Crisp builds a factory to produce his crisps and export them throughout the land.

[feet]

The pirates like the taste of Sir Crayton's Crispy Carrot Crisps and intercept every shipment leaving the town.

[Silver Wolf]

Sir Crayton poisons a shipment of his carrots by the order of the local authority and sends them out.
(Leftover poison was neutralized.)

As always, pirates intercept the shipment and eat all the carrots.
Majority dies. Survivors, crippled by their losses, move out of town.