Build a city!

[comrade_general]

Death stalks the land! An outbreak of diarrhea strikes the population... anyone remember Sammy?

[Scarlet]

Sammy soon becomes fed up with the stinking mess that is constantly being tipped into his home. He resolves to find the source of the illness and destroy it.

[Son of the King]

The source of the illness is one of the settlers. Sammy kills him and hides back in the sewers. The townsfolk are confused by this strange murder.

[Cuddly Khan]

A new pub opens up, it's name is the Scarlet Dragon. (;P) It's popularity grows and it's soon the most visited pub in town.

[Son of the King]

Travellers come from far and wide to visit the Scarlet Dragon.

[Scarlet]

As the popularity of the tavern grows, the landlords begin grow greedy. They begin to put water in the wine and the beer.. filling up the sausages with this and that.. y'know..

[Cuddly Khan]

A shop opens up in town, it sells everything and is visited by many travelers coming trough on quests.

[feet]

Some become suspicious of the store, after reports of slave trading and Justin Bieber albums being sold.

[Pentagathus]

Horrified parents throughout the town soon discover where their children have been purchasing the Bieber-bollocks and a mob is swiftly mobilised. The shop owners are driven out of town by hordes of torch and pitchfork wielding townsfolk and one of them is trampled to death in the ruckus. Angered by the death of their family member the other shop owners/fugitives swear they shall have vengeance and set out to raise an army of rabid Bieber fans.

[Cuddly Khan]

Bieber dies, all is now peaceful, No more of his album exist (They were all burnt) and everything is as it should be.

[feet]

..Except for the giant bonfire that threatens to engulf the town.

[Cuddly Khan]

As the buildings catch fire the towns people get buckets and try to put them out.

[Son of the King]

A handy rainstorm happens by to help them.

[Cuddly Khan]

But the rainstorm doesn't stop and before you know it they have a flood on their hands.

[Son of the King]

Thankfully they have a wood supply on high ground and begin work on temporary floating accommodation.