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You: hey
Stranger: Greetings Earthling
Stranger: My name is jkrt and i am here to meet a homosapien
You: well pretty impersonal
You: tbh
Stranger: Yes, well of your 6 billion people it is hard to find the correct person for conversation
You: heh, this is hardly the bes place, most people here are jerks after cybersex
Stranger: I have noticed
Stranger: Thought they say the word...i do nhot understand it
Stranger: though*
You: heh
Stranger: Are you in amusement?
You: pretty good english
Stranger: I studied at the okik school of zeenons
You: last alien I met was constantly making mistakes
You: never correcting the
You: them
Stranger: my major was the typical homosapien language
You: but I was hardly in an arguing position
Stranger: Ah, could he be from planet LV426
You: my ass still hurts :|
You: lol
Stranger: They are typically of a how you say "dumb nature"
You: hmm, rather rough too
You: I think you'd get more info on me through an interview
You: but noo, he seem b-movies and decides they're onto something with anal probing
You: well I think it was a he
Stranger: Our planet does not do such a practice
You: glad of it sir
You: or madame
You: or whatever handle you use
Stranger: Simply jkrt is fine
Stranger: I'm sorry to inform you that you are not the homosapien i am after
You: awws
Stranger: Though this has been a good conversation
You: I apoligise for that
You: and thanks
Stranger: Farethee well Mr. Stranger
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