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Started by Jubal, July 27, 2009, 12:04:25 PM

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stormcloud

#15
August 02, 2009, 12:30:23 AM Last Edit: June 09, 2011, 04:03:01 AM by Son of the King
haha loved this one

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hey
Stranger: Greetings Earthling
Stranger: My name is jkrt and i am here to meet a homosapien
You: well pretty impersonal
You: tbh
Stranger: Yes, well of your 6 billion people it is hard to find the correct person for conversation
You: heh, this is hardly the bes place, most people here are jerks after cybersex
Stranger: I have noticed
Stranger: Thought they say the word...i do nhot understand it
Stranger: though*
You: heh
Stranger: Are you in amusement?
You: pretty good english
Stranger: I studied at the okik school of zeenons
You: last alien I met was constantly making mistakes
You: never correcting the
You: them
Stranger: my major was the typical homosapien language
You: but I was hardly in an arguing position
Stranger: Ah, could he be from planet LV426
You: my ass still hurts :|
You: lol
Stranger: They are typically of a how you say "dumb nature"

You: hmm, rather rough too
You: I think you'd get more info on me through an interview
You: but noo, he seem b-movies and decides they're onto something with anal probing
You: well I think it was a he
Stranger: Our planet does not do such a practice
You: glad of it sir
You: or madame
You: or whatever handle you use
Stranger: Simply jkrt is fine
Stranger: I'm sorry to inform you that you are not the homosapien i am after
You: awws
Stranger: Though this has been a good conversation
You: I apoligise for that
You: and thanks :P
Stranger: Farethee well Mr. Stranger
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

EDIT: lol
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hello! :)
Stranger: ENOUGH
Stranger: MY SHIP SAILS IN THE MORNING
Stranger: I WONDER WHATS FOR DINNER
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I don't know what it was about, but it was funny

Gen_Glory

#16
August 03, 2009, 02:21:05 PM Last Edit: June 09, 2011, 04:03:18 AM by Son of the King
hmm was it something i said?

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Stranger: hi
You: Hail Friend
Stranger: asl
You: 15 male Ankh-Morpork
Your conversational partner has disconnected
Tis but a scratch...

DeepComet5581

#17
August 05, 2009, 12:57:24 AM
i think it was
I used to do actual stuff around here, don't you know?

I would be ever so grateful if you would visit my YouTube Channel :)

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsLjOCNLe0ECID84Y3nrEjQ

stormcloud

#18
August 05, 2009, 05:46:38 PM
probably the male bit

CN2

#19
August 11, 2009, 09:54:42 PM
How do you guys get normal people! I have been in 10 rooms now, every single one asked for cyber sex, in the first 5 seconds 0.o
CN2's song of the decade? - Heavy glow - Hot mess

comrade_general

#20
August 11, 2009, 11:02:25 PM
Quote from: "CN2"How do you guys get normal people! I have been in 10 rooms now, every single one asked for cyber sex, in the first 5 seconds 0.o
CN2! where you been

you gotta just keep goin man, ive met some very interesting people on both sides of normality

Silver Wolf

#21
August 11, 2009, 11:03:09 PM Last Edit: June 09, 2011, 04:03:59 AM by Son of the King
Lol
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You: blah
Stranger: blah
You: blah blah
You: blah?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Edit : lol the same guy again !
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You: blah?
Stranger: blaahhhh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
"Less of a young professional - more of an ancient amateur. But frankly, I'm an absolute dream."

Marcus

#22
August 12, 2009, 01:22:00 AM Last Edit: June 09, 2011, 04:04:26 AM by Son of the King
Spoiler
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: A wild ABRA appears!
You: Pikachu! I choose you!
Stranger: Wild ABRA uses teleport!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Horsearmadillo.
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Looking for a guy to talk to who's about 15-19 who's from the states, canada, australia, NZ, or uk (decent convo please nothing pervy)
You: I am from the UK
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Whut?
"So if you meet me, have some courtesy, have some sympathy, and some taste. Use all your well learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste."

comrade_general

#23
August 12, 2009, 04:19:31 AM
Quote from: "Marcus"Whut?
the truth hurts

Jubal

#24
August 12, 2009, 09:29:38 AM Last Edit: June 09, 2011, 04:04:48 AM by Son of the King
Abra man is back! w00t!

BOOM!
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: BOOM
You: h e a d s h o t
You have disconnected.
The duke, the wanderer, the philosopher, the mariner, the warrior, the strategist, the storyteller, the wizard, the wayfarer...

Gen_Glory

#25
August 12, 2009, 01:50:04 PM
when you meet the Abra guy say  'Throw Master Ball. Wild Abra was captured.'
Tis but a scratch...

stormcloud

#26
August 12, 2009, 05:11:02 PM

Andalus

#27
August 12, 2009, 05:16:01 PM Last Edit: August 12, 2009, 05:20:37 PM by Andalus
QuoteHow do you guys get normal people! I have been in 10 rooms now, every single one asked for cyber sex, in the first 5 seconds 0.o

Whenever I meet cybersexers on omegle I explain to them in as fanatical a manner as possible that they are going to hell. :)

Edit: Just reading that link you posted now, stormy. Awesome.
Du bist kein Schmetterling! Du bist nur eine kleine Raupe in Verkleidung!

Andalus

#28
August 12, 2009, 05:35:48 PM Last Edit: June 09, 2011, 04:05:43 AM by Son of the King
This was quite odd:
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Stranger: hi
You: Hey
Stranger: galo
Stranger: halo
You: Galo? Is that what gay angels wear?
Stranger: dacuole
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Du bist kein Schmetterling! Du bist nur eine kleine Raupe in Verkleidung!

Silver Wolf

#29
August 12, 2009, 07:13:30 PM Last Edit: June 09, 2011, 04:06:11 AM by Son of the King
Lol I've met the abra guy
but it wasn't actually a conversation  ;)
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Stranger: OMG GO ABRA!
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You: you know the arbra guy?
Stranger: ABRA USES TELEPORT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Did I do something wrong?  ;)

You: hai lulz
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
"Less of a young professional - more of an ancient amateur. But frankly, I'm an absolute dream."
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