Omegle Lulz

[Jubal]

lols on both counts.

Atthene, welcome to Exilian! Make yourself at home. :p

[Silver Wolf]

Stranger: hey
You: Do you know who am I ,son ?
Stranger: no
You: I'm captain Jack Sparrow
Stranger: do u wanna know every inch of me
You: no laddie the sea is my only love
You: and rum... not to forget


You: Hi
Stranger: hey
You: Who am I?
Stranger: i haven't a clue
You: [rather hurt] I'm Captain Jack Sparrow
Stranger: i believe
Stranger: did you ever escape from the einside of the kraken?
You: yes do you want to know how ?
Stranger: i do indeed, sir
You: a pair of sea turtles
You: straped to my feet
You: Is that clear ?
Stranger: son i am disappoint
Stranger: that was a ***t story
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You: hey do you know Who am I?
Stranger: yesss
You: finally !
Stranger: yeah dawg
You: so who am I ?
Stranger: you are shanaynay, the ferocious beast
You: [rather hurt] I'm Captain Jack Sparrow
You: am i that ugly ?
You: or is that my breath ?
Stranger: you could use a mint...
You: I know i drink too much rum
You: i can't help it
Stranger: maybe you're just drunk...
Stranger: that's why you're hiding your true identity
Stranger: as shanaynay the fierce
You: O' right then.... You take the shore party, I'll stay with my ship.
Stranger: i am not shanaynay, yoou are my confused woman
You: Keep telling yourself that, darling.
Stranger: i am ferocia the lamb of doom
You: And I am Jack Sparrow, captain of the Black Pearl and I order you to stop drinking that much rum !
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This is the last one ... I promise  

You: Hi
Stranger: senor o'brien
You: no you are mistaking ... I'm Captain Jack Sparrow
Stranger: hahaa
Stranger: im gollum
You: did you steal my rum ?
Stranger: where is my preciousssss
You: the rum ?! Why is the rum always gone?
You: The rum is precious !
Stranger: precioussss
Stranger: all i remember
Stranger: is this
Stranger: haha
You: Keep telling yourself that, darling.
You: This is just maddingly unhelpful. Why are these things never clear?
Stranger: remember remember the fifth of november
You: You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?
You: Mister Vendetta ?
Stranger: oops
Stranger: you got me
You: Son ... I'm Captain Jack Sparrow
You: now where's my rum ?
Stranger: i dont know
Stranger: the english chick must be the responsible one
You: Elisabeth ?! Quickly Hide the rest of the rum !
You: thanks mister
You: but You know, for all that pirates are clever-called, we are an unimaginative lot when it comes to naming things.  <------ errrrmmmmm
You: I once sailed with a geezer lost both his arms and part of his eye.
You: do you know how I called him ?
Stranger: no
Stranger: my memory isnt good
You: Jubal
Stranger: im gonna miss conan
You:
O' right then.... You take the shore party, I'll stay with my ship.
You have disconnected.

[comrade_general]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i'm looking for someone to show me their boobs to stop my boredom, know anyone that can help me?
You: use google you idiot
You have disconnected.

[Gen_Glory]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hats up stranger
You: do you know who i am?
Stranger: ofc
Stranger: Your a stranger on omegle
You: aye i be that and someone else
Stranger: but whom might thou be?
You: Karl Franz, Emperor of Man   and who might thou be?
Stranger: Alexander Romanov, the Russian tzar!
You: Word of advice friend  kill Lenin as soon as possible
Stranger: He is harmless believe me
Stranger: He has no guts to kill me and my whole family in our sleep
Stranger: That bastard really thinks he can bring 2 revolutions and overthrow me THE TZAR

Stranger: that pussy
You: but what about Trotsky?
Stranger: Finnaly a conversation that isnt monotone or led a south korean pijama smuggler

[Silver Wolf]

[Marcus]

Cold man, cold.

[Silver Wolf]

That wasn't me... It's from another forum, but I've had to post it.

[DeepComet5581]

Is this really appropriate?

Funny as hell, but still quite inappropriate.

[Marcus]

Talks about sex, but doesn't go into gory detail or provide pictures. Leave it as is.

[lordryan756]

My very first, of hopefully more confusing/twisted "Chats"

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Don't talk to me unless you're atleast 20, male, and from the states.
You: bye

[master412160]

I know it very well, also made a topic on TWC about it, has some pages long ....

Personally this was my best convo:

Spoiler

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hello

Stranger: hiii

You: male female ?

You: sub

Stranger: gay

You: me to

Stranger: u r from

You: Keltic lands

You: wanna hear a song ?

Stranger: yup

You: thanks

You: I hope you like it

You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIQoWYZ4iyw

You: I thought Belgium would suck

Stranger: m getting horny

You: Are you now

You: then

You: this is something for you

Stranger: nice song

You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5U-WepZKN8

You: thanks^^

You: its the best I think

You: of all those songs

Stranger: r u a singer??

You: Yes I am

You: I am the Greek guy

You: in the second song

You: not the main guy

You: just a danser

Stranger: may b someday u will be main guy

You: I hope so

You: It take alot of practice

You: But one day

You: you will see me there

You: rocking the stage

You: and taking the audiance

You: with my voice

Stranger: thats very gud frnd

You: thanks

You: What is your dream ?

Stranger: well i wanna to be a scientist

You: O nice

Stranger: thanx

You: Do you think it will one day become true ?

Stranger: ya no doubt............

You: O why so ?

You: I mean

You: I am sure

You: I will be main singer

You: to

Stranger: so work hard...........

You: indeed and do your part

You: and then we all get smart

You: in doing the thing

You: for what we worked for so hard

Stranger: thanx.............but i have ma own dreams

You: don't we all have ?

You: I wanna shake hands

You: with Bush

Stranger: why???

You: Because

You: he is kool

You: gtg now mate

You: Make the world proud son

You: YES WE CAN

Stranger: we will................materialize our dreams

You: indeed

You: now I must say farewell

Stranger: byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

You: see you in the after life

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Jubal]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi single female looking for bf ??
You: ...and did it not occur to you that a program which randomly picks people of any age or gender anywhere in the WORLD may not be the best strategy for finding one?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Hopit]

lol ownd

[Jubal]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: heya
You: Hail, friend.
Stranger: sieg hail?
You: Nein!
Stranger: or sieg fail
You: Which is indeed a more appropriate term.
You: Gondor was thoroughly opposed to Adolf Hitler.
Stranger: gondor?
You: Indeed, the mightiest of the Realms of Men.
Stranger: ah that gondor
Stranger: it is true
Stranger: but adolf just wanted to be accepted
Stranger: and have friends
Stranger: wasnt his fault
You: Pssht, they said about Sauron too. We kicked his ass and all as well.
Stranger: and in the process destroyed the land of heavy metal
Stranger: and now all that is left is the armadilloty pop
You: Well...
You: One does not simply ROCK into MORDOR.
Stranger: one man can
Stranger: leonardo dicaprio
You: He died after the penguins drove that iceberg into the Titanic. Sorry.
Stranger: nah, i saw him in inception
Stranger: and ive seen pictures of him walking into mordor
Stranger: so there
You: But was he walking into Mordor WITH ROCK?
Stranger: yep
You: Well, ***t.
Stranger: true story
You: Aragorn's gonna go apearmadillo...
You: How the hell am I meant to explain this one to him?
Stranger: hes stoned most of the time anyway
You: True
You: But there's only so much week our treasury can afford.
You: *weed
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Andalus]

Stranger: hi
You: help
Stranger: why?
Stranger: sup?
You: I don't know
You: I just feel help would be appropriate
Stranger: why whats up?
You: Not the sky, anyway
You: That seems to be falling down
Stranger: O_o
Stranger: your weird.
You: My weird?
Stranger: yes
You: I don't have a weird
You: Not since the accident
Stranger: What accident sheesh.
Stranger: your probably lying.
You: The accident where I lost my weird
You: It was very traumatic
Stranger: oh you are crazy
Stranger: and you do need help :/
You: You see!
You: I told you!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.