Omegle Lulz

[CN2]

I have been far! Wondering the earth in search of the answer! Naa just kidding, although that does sound pretty cool... I've just been a bit tied up 'tiss all

And LOL, omegle is great =D

Still havnt had any good conversations though :/ Except with a guy who was a nazi apparently.

[stormcloud]

http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/132671/THESPIRE.html

another awesome story

[CN2]

Oh wow, did you make that all up SC?

[stormcloud]

I didn't but I try, most people leave after 20mins though, to do one takes at least an hour

[CN2]

Ha, how funny God knows where it all came from though...

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey
You: HOW DARE YOU YOUNG MAN!
Stranger: what does i dare?
Stranger: do*
You: YOU ARE LATE FOR THE 4TH TIME IN A BLOODY ROW?
Stranger: oh well sorry
You: HOW DO YOU EXPECT THIS COMPANY TO KEEP FUNTIONING WITH THAT SORT OF ATTITUDE!
Stranger: just a thing that i am used to ;l
You: YOU HAD BETTER SORT IT OUT THEN!
Stranger: well... as part of the best selling department i dont think the company will be shut cause of me ;l i think you can better yell at bill ;l
Stranger: he is lowest seller of the company
You: WHAT THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE SAYING!!
Stranger: the truth
You: BILL IS A WELL EARNED PART OF THIS COMPANY!
You: WHY, WITHOUT HIM! WE MAY ASWELL BE DEAD!
Stranger: haha yeah bill the CEO is ... but Bill T.  is costing us only money
You: OH, BILL.T!
You: YES.. HIM...
Stranger: yes bill T. ;l
You: HE NEEDS TO BE TAKEN OUT!
Stranger: hmmm what way are you thinking of "taken out"?
You: *CALLS PROFASS AKA, THE PROFFETIONAL ASSASSIONATION TEAM*
Stranger: ... not again....
You: MWAHAHAHA!
You: BILL WONT KNOW WHAT HIT HIM!
Stranger: dude ... last time they didnt do it good enough
Stranger: i think its better to call the Syndicate..
You: I INSTRUCTED THEM TO USE CHAINSAWS THS TIME
You: DONT WORRY
You: THEY WILL DO FINE
Stranger: ;l whats wrong with you,,, always chainsaws ;l ....
You: INDEED.
You: I LIKE THE BLOOD YOU SEE
Stranger: still remember that time... poor susy.... her head never became the same again...
You: I FIND IT...WELL.. STRANGELY EROTIC
Stranger: ..
You: *AHEM*
You: YES...
Stranger: you never told me that...
You: WELL I UHH, I NEVER THOUGHT IT WAS APPROPRIATE FOR THE GOOD OF THE BUSINESS...
You: ANYWAYS!
You: PROFASS IS HERE!
You: HUZZAH!
Stranger: ... can you record it better then last time? ;l
Stranger: last time i didnt saw the blood ...
You: AHH! WHY DIDNT YOU SAY SO!
You: I WOULD OF BOUGHT A NEW CAMERA!
Stranger: but you already got a new 1 you told me :O
Stranger: or was that that new phone ? ;l
You: THE NEW WIFE ACTUALLY
You: EASY TO GET CONFUSED I KNOW...
Stranger: yeah
You: THEY ALL DO THE SAME THING YOU SEE
Stranger: every 1 you got a new wife you marry with ;l
Stranger: ....
Stranger: every single month
Stranger: ...
You: INDEED.
Stranger: but could you stop yelling at me now...
You: IT IS HOW MY FATHER DID IT, HIS FATHER BFORE HIM AND HIS BEFORE HIM
You: SO THAT IS HOW I SHALL DO IT! AND I SHALL *NEVER* STOP YELLING
Stranger: ... yeah but your different then your father...
You: UNTILL YOU DO AS YOU ARE BLOODY TOLD AND GET TO YOUR BLOODY WORK STATION!
Stranger: wanna bet you will someday ?
You: NOPE.
You: NEVA!
Stranger: dude.... where is my car? ;l i cant go to workstation now ...
You: I PARKED IT IN THE DIABLED BAYS...
You: JUST TO THE RIGHT
You: YOU SEE IT NOW/
You: ?
Stranger: ... you touched my car? :O
You: INDEED.
You: i HAD TO SMASH A WINDOW...
Stranger: my fking new car:O
You: SORRY ABOUT THAT
Stranger: i just got it... 2 fking days';l
You: IN OTHER NEWS, BILL IS DEAD =D
Stranger: fine..
You: THE CHAINSAWS WORKED A TREAT
Stranger: but anyway... how do you gonna explain this too my girl that you smash a window... you know when she goes mad she kills ;l
You: I HAVE WAYS AROUND THAT...
Stranger: like?
You: UMM, IM NOT REALLY SURE ITS MY PLACE TO SAY...
Stranger: just tell me phil...
You: FINE FINE FINE! WE HAVE BEEN HAVING AN AFFAIR FOR 3 MONTHS NOW!!
You: D'=
You: I AM SORRY.
Stranger: aaah that explains the weird smell when i arrived at home X|
You: WILL YOU FORGIVE ME?
You: HUGZ?
Stranger: forgive you? maybe if you stop yelling and give me my fking promotion
You: I CANT STOP YELLING..
You: MY CAPS KEY IS STUCK...
You: SO IS THE SHIFT KEY...
Stranger: ;l ..... well 2 promotions then
You: HMM
You: 2 PROMOTIONS...
You: NEVAAARRRR!
Stranger: hmm... oh i forgot ;l
You: ?
Stranger: if i get 2 promotions... i would be the boss of the company... 1 promotion to CEO is fine to
You: I SAID NEVAR!
You: AND GUESS WHAT?
You: THIS.
You: IS.
You: SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Stranger: Syndicate is on the way at your house now..
You: *KICKS YOU DOWN A BOTTEMLESS PIT*
Stranger: this is madness..
You: ENJOY THE DROP =d
Stranger: hmm
You: YOU ARE AUSTRALIAS PROBLEM NOW!
You have disconnected.

Spoiler

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: i love animals
You: I eat animals
Stranger: do you kill the animals?
You: Depends.
Stranger: well if i ever met you i would kill you....im an animal rights activist
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[CN2]

Sorry for double post... But what did I do 0.o  I think I scared the connection away...

Spoiler

You: BoO!
Connection imploded.

[comrade_general]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi im 18 m, m or f?
You: what the hell
You: how would i know if you are 18 m, m or f
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

love screwin things up  

[stormcloud]

hahaqhahahahah this was fun

Spoiler

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: H
Stranger: Why don't you take a seat right over there
You: because
You: I got one here
You: don't need a seat over ther
You: there
Stranger: So your lonely thats your excuse for being here?
You: not really
Stranger: That makes it right to try to solicit sex from a minor?
You: I am chattin with other ppl I know
You: wait
You: since when was I soliciting sex?
Stranger: How old are you sir?
Stranger: Don't lie I have your chat log
You: Old enough to know better than have cyber sex with strrangers
Stranger: Try again... I have your chat log sir
You: How can I try again
You: I didn't even try the first time
Stranger: How old are you sir?
You: and if you have logs why do you need to ask?
You: hmmmm ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: What are you doing here trying to solicit sex from a minor don't you have anything better to do?
Stranger: If you knew this was a set-up then why did you even come?
You: I feel like I'm talking to a street preacher
You: the moment you corner them they sart again
You: start
Stranger: Well I need to tell you something...I'm Chris Hansen and I work with dateline NBC and we are doing a story on adults who try to meet children online from the internet. You are free to walk out that door.
You: I'm sure you really are
You: though this conversation is oddly amusing
Stranger: Stalling isn't going to help you
Stranger: just walk out that door
You: You are aware talling gives the police ime to arrive
You: so if I was worried I wouldn't stall
Stranger: Please say that again
You: You are aware stalling gives the police time to arrive
You: so if I was worried I wouldn't stall
You: there
You: I apologise for my horrific typing
Stranger: But the police are out side the house... waiting for you to leave
You: Why don't they come in then?
You: I could fix them up some tea
You: or coffe
You: coffee
Stranger: Sir stop stalling or I will tell them to come in
You: Please do
Stranger: *Police GET DOWN GET DOWN, Weak wimpy police: Sir just don't resist
You: *ALLAH KABAR*
You: *explodes
Stranger: end

[Ashanorath]

Stranger: 褒扬
You: 褒扬
Stranger: (:
You: 扬扬扬褒褒褒扬扬褒褒 褒扬褒扬扬扬褒褒
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Stranger: hii
You: 褒扬
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

works every time

You: 褒扬
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Stranger: hi
You: booo
Stranger: korea
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[CN2]

Yes thats right!! I was talking to MYSELF!! I didnt actually realise at first cus I didnt think it was possible... But how awesome

[Jubal]

Spoiler

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: teach this slutty school girl a lesson
Stranger:
You: Don't talk to strangers. :p
You have disconnected.

[comrade_general]

that is awesome CN2

[Jubal]

I nay be Mikey...

Spoiler

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Mikey?
You: That nay be me, laddie.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Atthene_noctua]

Sometimes, I don't know why I bother with omegle....

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: sup asl plz
You: Learn to type properly, please
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: heeeeeeeey asl?
You: can't you think of something more imaginative to say?
Stranger: nope and i dont want to start talking to some 67 year old pedo so i need to know
You: Would a 67 year old pedo admit to be a 67 year old pedo?
You: seriously, you need to think this through
Stranger: erm no, buttttttt
Stranger: shutup :p
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: bonjour?
You: bojour
Stranger: how are you?
You: I'm feeling pretty depressed, actually
You: I just found my husband in bed with two other men
You: My son jumped off a bridge and is critical condition in hospital
You: and I found our new kitten dead by the side of the road
Stranger: I hope your not typing details
Stranger: wow
Stranger: I can understand why you are depressed
You: To make things worse, my parents are causing chaos in the care home
You: I might have to look after them.
You: I just don't think I can cope any more
Stranger: what kind of chaos ?
You: They threw a care worker out of the window
Stranger: I see
Stranger: they are quite strong
You: They worked together
Stranger: They should go to prison, you won't have to worry about that part anymore
You: They didn't kill the care worker, it was only the ground floor window
Stranger: ah!
You: I suppose that's some good news
Stranger: maybe next time then
Stranger: ask to transfer them on a higher floor
You: There are some things that you shouldn't joke about.
Stranger: I guess
Stranger: You didn't get the most compationate stranger
You: You aren't helping
Stranger: compassionate*
Stranger: What can I do?
You: Nothing...
You have disconnected.

[Silver Wolf]

Omegle is full of Chinese people lately... And they don't seem to be funny  

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Johnny Bravo conversation ...  

Stranger: If you drove a bus with 43 people on board from Chicago and stopped at Pittsburgh to pick up 7 more people and drop off 5 passengers and at Cleveland to drop off 8 passengers and pick up 4 more and eventually arrive at Philadelphia 20 hours later, What's the name of the driver?
You: Jonny B
Stranger: Hi Jonny
You: No the name of the driver is Jonny B
Stranger: Jonny B should be your name, because you drove the bus
You: Hey there pretty momma wanna feel my muscles ? Hu-ha
Your conversational partner has disconnected.