Author Topic: Omegle Lulz (Read 29357 times)

CN2 · « **Reply #30 on:** August 13, 2009, 06:27:31 PM »

I have been far! Wondering the earth in search of the answer! Naa just kidding, although that does sound pretty cool... I've just been a bit tied up 'tiss all

And LOL, omegle is great =D

Still havnt had any good conversations though :/ Except with a guy who was a nazi apparently.

stormcloud · « **Reply #31 on:** August 14, 2009, 12:59:06 PM »

http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/132671/THESPIRE.html

another awesome story

CN2 · « **Reply #32 on:** August 14, 2009, 05:55:56 PM »

Oh wow, did you make that all up SC?

stormcloud · « **Reply #33 on:** August 16, 2009, 11:07:33 AM »

I didn't but I try, most people leave after 20mins though, to do one takes at least an hour

CN2 · « **Reply #34 on:** August 17, 2009, 05:13:28 PM »

Ha, how funny

God knows where it all came from though...

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CN2 · « **Reply #35 on:** August 26, 2009, 11:28:06 PM »

Sorry for double post... But what did I do 0.o I think I scared the connection away...

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comrade_general · « **Reply #36 on:** August 30, 2009, 01:58:59 AM »

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi im 18 m, m or f?
You: what the hell
You: how would i know if you are 18 m, m or f
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

love screwin things up

stormcloud · « **Reply #37 on:** September 01, 2009, 10:49:46 PM »

hahaqhahahahah this was fun

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Ashanorath · « **Reply #38 on:** September 02, 2009, 01:19:24 PM »

Stranger: 褒扬
You: 褒扬
Stranger: (:
You: 扬扬扬褒褒褒扬扬褒褒褒扬褒扬扬扬褒褒
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hii
You: 褒扬
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

works every time

You: 褒扬
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: booo
Stranger: korea
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

CN2 · « **Reply #39 on:** December 02, 2009, 10:24:44 PM »

Yes thats right!! I was talking to MYSELF!! I didnt actually realise at first cus I didnt think it was possible... But how awesome

Jubal · « **Reply #40 on:** December 02, 2009, 10:26:16 PM »

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comrade_general · « **Reply #41 on:** December 03, 2009, 01:28:54 AM »

that is awesome CN2

Jubal · « **Reply #42 on:** January 14, 2010, 10:59:00 PM »

I nay be Mikey...

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Atthene_noctua · « **Reply #43 on:** January 16, 2010, 01:02:23 PM »

Sometimes, I don't know why I bother with omegle....

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: sup asl plz
You: Learn to type properly, please
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: heeeeeeeey asl?
You: can't you think of something more imaginative to say?
Stranger: nope

and i dont want to start talking to some 67 year old pedo so i need to know

You: Would a 67 year old pedo admit to be a 67 year old pedo?
You: seriously, you need to think this through
Stranger: erm no, buttttttt
Stranger: shutup :p
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: bonjour?
You: bojour
Stranger: how are you?
You: I'm feeling pretty depressed, actually
You: I just found my husband in bed with two other men
You: My son jumped off a bridge and is critical condition in hospital
You: and I found our new kitten dead by the side of the road
Stranger: I hope your not typing details
Stranger: wow
Stranger: I can understand why you are depressed
You: To make things worse, my parents are causing chaos in the care home
You: I might have to look after them.
You: I just don't think I can cope any more
Stranger: what kind of chaos ?
You: They threw a care worker out of the window
Stranger: I see
Stranger: they are quite strong
You: They worked together
Stranger: They should go to prison, you won't have to worry about that part anymore
You: They didn't kill the care worker, it was only the ground floor window
Stranger: ah!
You: I suppose that's some good news
Stranger: maybe next time then
Stranger: ask to transfer them on a higher floor
You: There are some things that you shouldn't joke about.
Stranger: I guess
Stranger: You didn't get the most compationate stranger
You: You aren't helping
Stranger: compassionate*
Stranger: What can I do?
You: Nothing...
You have disconnected.

Silver Wolf · « **Reply #44 on:** January 16, 2010, 01:17:45 PM »

Omegle is full of Chinese people lately... And they don't seem to be funny

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Johnny Bravo conversation ...

Stranger: If you drove a bus with 43 people on board from Chicago and stopped at Pittsburgh to pick up 7 more people and drop off 5 passengers and at Cleveland to drop off 8 passengers and pick up 4 more and eventually arrive at Philadelphia 20 hours later, What's the name of the driver?
You: Jonny B
Stranger: Hi Jonny
You: No the name of the driver is Jonny B
Stranger: Jonny B should be your name, because you drove the bus
You: Hey there pretty momma wanna feel my muscles ? Hu-ha
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

News:

Author Topic: Omegle Lulz (Read 29357 times)

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