Omegle Lulz

[debux]

Nice I got a good rofl out of that

You were quite lucky that your partner followed the game, and not that "asl" stuff

[Jubal]

Train fail;

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: why oh why
You: I don't know.
Stranger: damn it. no one can answer.
You: ...oh alright.
You: Yes, it was my fault.
Stranger: why does the letter Q always need a U after it in the english language?
You: Because otherwise there's no point in not using a K, it would just make the same sound.
Stranger: but can't we just pretent that there is a U when we use a Q?
Stranger: so Queen would become Qeen
You: But some foreign words don't have the U, that's the thing.
Stranger: I know that. but in English I mean.
Stranger: in welsh, we have no K or Q. and we get on just fine without them
You: But what I mean is, if we left the u off then when we had say the surname "Huq" (which is pronounced "Huck") translated we'd think we had to say it "Huckyouu" because we'd think the invisible u was there.
You: And yeah, it's a bit of a retarded languag.
Stranger: but we would understand that huq, cinq burq etc are forign and pronounce them differently.
You: True.
You: I mean, English is a totally weird language.
You: It's germanic with a load of romance word roots, some random celtic bits thrown in on occasion...
Stranger: in most written languages, accents are used to define points of intent.
Stranger: in english, written phrases can mean several different things depending on how the reader reds them.
Stranger: for example:
Stranger: "I never said I'd given him the money" can mean several different things
You: True.
Stranger: depending on when the emphasis is placed
Stranger: holy ***t. I'm missing my ****ing train sat here chatting.
Stranger: gotta go!
You: lol, take care.

[Goldyrulz]

Oh man, I would have loved to have seen his face when he realised. Priceless!

[Jubal]

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Stranger: horny, 20, male
You: Go out and get a real girlfriend.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Jubal]

Two letter convo:

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Stranger: F?
You: N.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[debux]

I thought you had said you would only be around on wednesdays

[Jubal]

No, I said I'd get back on Wednesday. And I am now back.  

[Jubal]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: Hullo. Say something interesting.
Stranger: Anvil
Stranger: Now you
You: Hammer!
Stranger: YES!
Stranger: Wait...
Stranger: What is the OP?
Stranger: Just to make sure..
Stranger: *cocks shotty*
Stranger: Answer me damnit
You: Usually it's original post(er), but I suspect this is a 4chan in-joke and thus I'm about to get killed.
You: Am I right?
Stranger: Damn it...
You: One last thing.
Stranger: This was my last shell
You: Before you kill me.
Stranger: God damn niggers..
You: I LOST THE GAME.
Stranger: Me too.
Stranger: *BOOM*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I won!

[Jubal]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: bieber fever is incurable!
You: Well
You: There's always shotguns.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Jubal]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: Hi, want some cock?
You: No, unless you're referring to a cockerel in which case yes, it would round off my flock of chickens nicely.
Stranger: I was of course referring to a cockerel.
Stranger: Would you like to name a price for it?
You: For how much would you be willing to sell your cockerel? I know very little of prices compared to chickens, and of course the breed makes all the difference.
Stranger: I'd say around 10 shillings for a bird of it's stature.
You: I shall have to raid the coin collection to find some shillings, but that sounds a fine deal to me.
Stranger: Excellent, good sir.
You: Indeed. And it is good to find some honest farming folk in this discussion area, amongst all the uncouth youths of today.
Stranger: Absolutely, all this nonsense about "Tits or GTFO." I thought such a small bird would be rendered useless for farming purposes?
You: I know, besides which it's illegal to catch the things these days. New legislation and all that.
Stranger: Ah, yes. I managed to catch a glimpse of the news article on that.
You: I believe the Sun carries regular articles on these garden birds quite prominently, though I forget which page. (Times reader, myself).
Stranger: I do believe it is the 3rd page? Although I may be mistaken....
You: Probably, I forget these things. Stresses of keeping animals and all that.
Stranger: Yes, they are a burden! But we must earn our daily bread some way.
You: As you say, though it's getting ever more difficult to make ends meet.
Stranger: Indeed, and my wife is expecting another child, which will undoubtedly drain my wallet.
You: Ah well; I'd best be going and tending to the sheep, I think.
Stranger: Very well. Good day to you.
You: And to you, good luck with your chicken breeding.
Stranger: Thank you, sir.
You have disconnected.

[Andalus]

Haha, that's a good one. I wonder how long he was trying to find someone who would reply like that

[Cuddly Khan]

Markorgis's Search For Randomness:

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You: Say something random
Stranger: ?
Stranger: m/f
You: wow thanks. I realy need that random thingo.
You: anything else random?
You: Like cheese
Stranger: how sweet
You: not blue vane cheese
You: it might be if you put sugar with it
Stranger: yeelow cheese
Stranger: no
Stranger: ithink u r female
You: yellow cheese is yummy. not sweet
You: lol
You: fe or male
Stranger: do u knom about anal
You: do you know about an anurism
Stranger: no
Stranger: male
You: what about cancer
Stranger: yes
You: i might be that
Stranger: and u m/f
You: or cancer
You have disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: Say something random.
Stranger: Jocular.
You: Cancer
Stranger: Children
You: Chees
You: e
Stranger: Camembert
You: broom
Stranger: Closet
You: pantry
Stranger: Wheat
You: bread
Stranger: Pancreas
You: Anvil
Stranger: Iron
You: Hammer
Stranger: Thor
You: God
Stranger: You crossed the line, sir.
You: sry
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I like this one:
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You: Say something random
Stranger: i hav candy
Stranger: want?
You: I have rat sack. want?
Stranger: yeah give me
You: no it's all mine
You: *I die*
Stranger: i want......
You: you do know that it's a poison right?
Stranger: we'll do it together
Stranger: i know
You: what? kill each other
Stranger: kill our self
You: but you said you want
Stranger: ur name?
You: Ganghis Khan
Stranger: i want
You: sorry. he died in the 12 century
Stranger: from?
You: a knife to the throte
Stranger: ok
You: long story short; his wife
Stranger: dont get into these all
You: all what
Stranger: these r very danger
Stranger: knife, poison
You: lol
You: so is water when you stay under for too long
Stranger: m/f?
You: don't you mean m/f/cancer
You: i'n cancer
Stranger: hmm
You: I kill\
Stranger: ohh
You: do you smoke
Stranger: nop
Stranger: u?
You: thats good
Stranger: yeah
You: than I don't kill some people
You: others get it another way
You: like lung cancer
Stranger: ok
Stranger: got it
You have disconnected.

[Cuddly Khan]

A new fav

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: hi
You: Hi my name is Frog. Whats your name?
Stranger: sean
You: Hi Sean
You: Do you have a fly for me?
Stranger: how are you?
You: I'm a but hungry.
Stranger: no i dont sorry
You:
Stranger: if i did it would be yours
Stranger: but sadly there are none around me right now
Stranger: its still winter
Stranger: its supposed to snow tomorrow
You: Then do you have a lily pad for me? I'm getting too fat on flys and mine is sinking.
You: Please?
Stranger: i know of a pond where there are some
Stranger: but again i have none on me
You: Oh
You: Ok
You: Whats the pond called
Stranger: idk its man made
You: Mayde I'll try find it some day.
Stranger: but there are lilly pads
You: Ok
Stranger: and other frogs
You: Ohh
You: Thats good than
Stranger: big ones! and little ones
You: Thanks
Stranger: one time there were a bunch of frogs in my swimming pool
Stranger: and so me and my brothers went swimming with them
Stranger: it was a good time
You: But no lily pads.
Stranger:
Stranger: not in the pool no
You: I'll go look for the pond than.
You: Thanks for the help.
You: Bye
Stranger: your welcome
You have disconnected.

[Cuddly Khan]

Frodo's Lost:
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You: Hi. My name is Frodo. By the way, where is The Shire? I'm a bit lost.
Stranger: hhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahha
Stranger: i m agree with you
Stranger: but dear Frodo
You: Don't laugh. Getting lost isn't funny.
Stranger: i m Karan
Stranger: not Shire
Stranger: probably
You: I'm late for meating Gandalph
Stranger: yeah getting lost is not funny
Stranger: u r hulorious
You: Please give me directions.
Stranger: ok
You: All I want is to go home.
Stranger: i m giving u directions
Stranger: tellme from where u are
Stranger: ur city
You: Bag End
Stranger: then i will tell u where ur home is
Stranger: its ur city
You: Its at Bag End
You: In the Shire
You: In Middle Earth.
Stranger: its shirehampton
You: No. I'm sure its at Bag End.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ur home is at
You: Bag End
Stranger: 24 metres away from city church
Stranger: then turn right
Stranger: go straight
Stranger: the house nu 4 is yours home
Stranger: ok
Stranger: u can go home now
Stranger: hey
You: It's the fourth hill on the right with a round door in it.
You: Right?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: but it is in china town street
Stranger: so
Stranger: u get ur home directions from me
You: Ok
You: Thank you.
Stranger: wanna go to Mom
You: No
You: To my cozy hill.
StrangeYou: ur name?
Stranger: please
You: My name is Frodo
Stranger: oh
You: I've already said that.
Stranger: i have got it
Stranger: ohhh
Stranger: i forget it
You: Bye
Stranger: bye
Stranger: now?
You: I'm going home to Bag End now.
Stranger: i wanna chat with u
You: Na
Stranger: ok'
Stranger: go after 5 minutes
You: Gandalph needs me.
You: Bye
You have disconnected.

[lordryan756]

Super awesome OMEGLE TIME

Spoiler

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Stranger: hi
You: SAURON IS AT THE SHIRE D:
Stranger: asl
You: What to do!?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Spoiler

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Stranger: heyy
You: Sauron is in the shire!
You: What to do now!?
Stranger: kill him!
You: With what!?
You: We're 3 ft tall things with no weapons beyond a walking stick!
Stranger: styer aug!
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: ut portugaled :/ lol
You: dammit >_>
You: thanks for your help though
You: Good bye!
Stranger: join the dark side..
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

What'd I do  :unsure:

Spoiler

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You: Sauron is in the Shire!
You: What to do!?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Spoiler

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: Sauron is in the Shire!
You: What to do!?
Stranger: hey
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Sort of better  ^o) ?

Spoiler

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: Lord of the Rings?
Stranger: why not
You: Sauron is in the Shire D:!
You: What to do!?
Stranger:
Stranger: do me a bj
Stranger: (:
You: >_>
Stranger:
Stranger: <3
You: o_O
You have disconnected.

That's right, I'ma copy the previous post(s)  B)

Spoiler

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Stranger: hey
Stranger: f/m
You: Lord of the Ring?
You: Cancer
You: f/m/c
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

My FIRST slightly intellectual chat

Spoiler

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: Hello
You: Lord of the Ring?
You: or Harry Potter?
Stranger: No I'm batman.
Stranger: Sorry.
You: hmm
You: Think my phone line is shot again =/
You: What do you think?
Stranger: I'm tempted to advice you to kill yourself.
Stranger: Would that solve anything?
You: hmmm
You: It MIGHT solve cancer..... Gotta think on that =/
Stranger: One needs to experiment.
You: One needs to find something to experiment ON first
Stranger: Oh.
Stranger: That's what I'm talking about.
You: How do you experiment something without an experimentee?
Stranger: Whatever.
Stranger: Too much in my ears.
You: roger that
You have disconnected.

The #1 best Omegle ever had, I think?

Spoiler

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hello
You: Lord of the Ring?
Stranger: lord of the strings. lol
You: Aragorn walked into the Mead Hall of the Rohirrim to find.....
Stranger: he had lost something?
You: and went back to his shack.....
Stranger: nice, he must be comfy now
You: but he finds that his elf wife is cheating on him next door and decides to....
Stranger: cheat on the cheating wife...
You: Which creates a paradox that.....
Stranger: was never meant to be part of
You: the universal engine code that.......
You: hold on
You: "The universe and thus.....
Stranger: ...when this happened, it created an unexpected...
You: -ly large blackhole that teared the fabric of......
Stranger: ***sorry, can't type from inside a black hole***
Stranger: lol
You: which made God go "Dammit, not again!"
You: What movie next?
Stranger: hey, sorry, gtg, that was fun
You: later!
You: wait
Stranger: cya
Stranger: what?
You: Exhange E-Mails and start again later?
Stranger: sounds good, but i'm feeling a little cryptic today, sorry
You: navyfield_ftw@hotmail.com <--- If you want
You: good bye!
Stranger: take care! nice to meet you
You: same
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Mkay. I think that that's enough for now