King of the Hill

[Jubal]

I hire some Jains.

Unfortunately, Jains make a useless attack force as they are only allowed to fight in self defence.

Still CG's hill.

[Cuddly Khan]

I hire the Hill.

My Hill!

[Tom]

I hire Lonestar to take the space asteroid back.

My space hill.

[Cuddly Khan]

I hire Lonestar to give the hill to me.

My Space Hill

[comrade_general]

I hire Hank Hill, with his propane and propane accessories.

[Tom]

I hire the mandalorians to portugal you up.

My hill

[Cuddly Khan]

I hire Tom to give the hill to me.

My Hill

[Tom]

I go rogue and take the hill for myself.

My hill.
(Why is this hill so valuable anyway?)

[Cuddly Khan]

I blow up the asteroid hill and the pieces scatter over a planet, the biggest piece creates a huge crater.

My Inverted Hill!

[Tom]

I found a mining company to excavate your inverted hill.

My more inverted hill.

[Cuddly Khan]

I blow up your mining company!

My even more inverted hill!

[Tom]

I use a nuke to make a tsunami to fill in your inverted hill then I build a lake house.

My lake house and fancy lake.

[Cuddly Khan]

I dump a heap of dirt into the lake.

My Lake Hill/Island!

[Tom]

I start a sharknado that destroys your island and piles all of the surrounding dirt in to a shark infested hill.


My shark infested hill.

[Cuddly Khan]

I feed CG to the sharks, they like beef.

My Hill (That's been infested by sharks)!