King of the Hill

[comrade_general]

Gmd wasn't asking for pity.

While you contemplate your failure in this I take the hill.

Mine.

[Cuddly Khan]

I buy the hill.

My Hill!

[comrade_general]

You take a loan from me but default on it.

My hill.

[Cuddly Khan]

I dig from underneath the hill and come up on top of it.

My Hill.

[Lady Grey]

I climb the hill and in surprise you fall back down the hole you just dug.

My hill.

[Cuddly Khan]

I parachute in and do an awesome kick and kick MoD rolling back down the hill.

My Hill.

[Lady Grey]

I get back up when I reach the bottom, and dance my way back up in an intimidating manner as to cause you to back down the other side. 

My hill.

[Tom]

As you dance towards Khan I walk up behind you and knock you out.

My hill.

[Gmd]

After you knock MoD out i drop kick you off the hill.

My Hill.

[Cuddly Khan]

I than go to throwing a fake grenade at the hill. You think it's real and run away.

My Hill!

Using my fancy new admin rights I make it look like Khan gives me the hill.

My hill.

[Gmd]

Jealous of Toms fancy admin powers i threaten him until he edits every post on this thread so that i always had the hill and it was never lost.

My Hill!

Tom's hill (I'll stop now)

[Cuddly Khan]

Tom doesn't have admin powers, he has moderator powers. All your power are belong to us!

My Hill!

[Tom]

Dammit, oh well. I drop a whale on Khan.

My flattened hill.

[Cuddly Khan]

I drop a hill in Tom.

My slightly elevated Hill.

[Tom]

I drop a mountain on your hill.

My mountain.