King of the Hill

[Lady Grey]

Too busy with flavour text to look after a hill.

MINE NOW.

[Son of the King]

Hills are all about flavour text. Without flavour text its just a rise. With flavour text its a huge grassy mound with the remains of walls around its sides and rocks jutting out where eagles sit.

My hill has eagles.

[Lady Grey]

MY HILL has dragons. They laugh at your little eagles.

[Son of the King]

Well... My hill has a duck pond too.

[Lady Grey]

MINE has a duck sanctuary!

[Son of the King]

My hill has a duck army!

[Lady Grey]

Those ducks are actually some of my most faithful supporters.

I reclaim the hill!

[Son of the King]

Not when my geese get there you don't!

My hill

[Lady Grey]

The geese like me best .

MY HILL

[Jubal]

The geese migrate

I occupy the hill

My Hill

[Glaurung]

I besiege the hill until the occupants surrender.

My hill

[Jubal]

I name all the kings of Rohan. In order.

My Hill

[Glaurung]

I send the Red Arrow, and summon the kings of Rohan.

My hill.

[comrade_general]

You've shot the arrow straight up and it comes back down into your skull.

Mi hyll.

[Jubal]

You are rapidly defeated by a swarm of spelling & grammar Nazis. As they retreat to carry you off to prison, I walk in.

My hill.