King of the Hill

[Cuddly Khan]

I don't really care if you cry. *Keeps hill for self* (That's me poking my tongue out at you.)

[Scarlet]

Harsh man, harsh

Fine then, *grabs hill back*.

My hill.

[feet]

You kidding me right? Respect your elders! My fruity hill!

[Jubal]

My vegetable-y hill, now 60% healthier! 

[Scarlet]

I throw chips at your hill! You shall fall under the weight of the salt, sugar and saturated fat!

My hill!

[fez-fez]

i have scones....

my Hill

[Scarlet]

I have scones with Devonshire clotted cream and strawberry jam.

My hill.

[I wish I did :/]

[Othko97]

I poison your Devonshire clotted cream.
My Hill.

[Jubal]

One does not simply poison Devonshire clotted cream!

I raise an army of mildly vexed southern English country ladies, who swear by their pretty floral bonnets that they will end your tyrannical rule. Using their umbrellas - elegant weapons for a more civilised age - they assault the hill and wrest it from you.

I have a hill now. Hills are cool.

[Scarlet]

I am a mildly vexed southern English country lady and I shall be keeping my hill, having fought with parasol and fan to reclaim it.

And Mr Barca here will not be taking it from me.
My hill.

[fez-fez]

I have no parasol nor fan..... but I do have this fine longbow.....

I have a surprisingly good aim....

MY HILL ... so sorry 

[Scarlet]

Force field. Terribly sorry for your loss.

My hill

[fez-fez]

I am sorry but I couldn't resist eating through the force field... there were scones behind it, so who could blame me

Meos Hiliios

[Jubal]

*huggletackleofdoom*

My hill!

[Phoenixguard09]

Remember the old days when we actually had diplomatic conversations and the like?

And by that I mean we attempted to but some people went all crazy dictatorial tyrant on everyone's asses.

I kid obviously.

And while I've been rambling about times long gone....

My hill.