King of the Hill

[comrade_general]

All your muffins are burn in hell and wombats flee.

Mi hyll.

[Tom]

My grammar Nazis come and take the hill back from your inferior spelling.


My hill.

[Cuddly Khan]

My grammar nazi drop bear beat your normal ones.

MY HILL!!

[Scarlet]

Return from my long journey to discover that my throne has been stolen by pretenders. The people rally to me and I return to my rightful place. Atop my hill.

[Cuddly Khan]

But there is a rebellion when they hear that I have returned.

My Hill

[Scarlet]

I crush your petty rebellion.

Still my hill.

[Tom]

I get the church to support my claim to the hill, I launch a crusade against your hill.

My hill.

[Cuddly Khan]

My Mongol pirate zombie wombats invade!

My Hill!

[Tom]

I use an army of rats to give your Mongol pirate zombie wombats bubonic aids. They all die horrifically gory and painful deaths, I stroll up the hill, past the piles of festering corpses.

My hill.

[Cuddly Khan]

What are you talking about? They're already dead! They were zombies silly! While strolling past the corpses the come back alive and eat you up, in a wombat way (They don't have sharp teeth so I imagine it'd be quite painful)

My Hill!

[Tom]

I bring lots of gimlis that decapitate your zombie wombats, burn them, then scatter their ashes to the winds.

My hill.
 
 
 
 
 
 

[Cuddly Khan]

Mongol pirate zombie Dropbears jump out of the trees killing all of your Gimlis.

My Hill!

[comrade_general]

My hill.

[Tom]

I eat all of your gummy bears and other sweet treats.

My hill.

[comrade_general]

Mai hill again.