King of the Hill

[Cuddly Khan]

I win because I take the hill.

MY HILL!!!

[Tom]

I walk up your hill while you are away and plant the flag of the associated micronations of micronesia on the hill.


My hill.

[Cuddly Khan]

I chop your flag off and use the stick end to hit you with.

My Hill!

[Tom]

I get a confederation of micronations to invade your hill and reclaim it.


My hill.

[Cuddly Khan]

I get a federation of nacronations (Yeah whatever) to blow up you and your micronations!

MY HILL!!

[Jubal]

Nacronations aren't a thing.

I will just use actual nations.

And thus

My Hill.

[Cuddly Khan]

Empires, an alliance of empires. Lots and lots of huge galactic empires.

Hy Hill!

[Tom]

I call in the yuuzhan vong.


My hill (slightly terraformed).

[Cuddly Khan]

Nope, it's still my hill

My hill!

[Tom]

But my orcs take your hill. 


My Hill.

[Cuddly Khan]

Wizards beat orcs!


My Hill!

[Tom]

I take an army of balrogs who take your wizards with them. I walk up yyour defenceless hill, chop off your head and claim it as my own.

My hill.

[Cuddly Khan]

I stitch it back on and kill all of your wizards and balrogs with my FISTS!!

My Hill!

[Tom]

I assault your hill with my FEET.


My hill.

[Cuddly Khan]

Feet assaults your hill and gives it to me.

My Hill!