Spoil a wish

[Jubal]

You can go to the ball, but BUTTONS CAN'T COME.

I want a  :ph43r:

[stormcloud]

you get a ninja, your house is then raided by pirates, you and your ninja are killed

I wish I knew what to expect in uni

[Andalus]

You are suddenly enlightened, but the realisation is so terrible you jump off a cliff, crack every bone in your body and puncture your liver, and are left broken on the rocks, dying slowly and painfully.

Send us a postcard.


I wish there were more hours in the day.

[stormcloud]

there are more hours in the day, but you sleep through them, so nothing changes

I cba to kill atm

I wish I didn't have so much stuff to pack

[Gen_Glory]

you don't but then realise that you didnt pack enough!


i wish girls were more understandable

[stormcloud]

you wake a girl, no better way to understand them than a frightening and impossible body morph to make you one.
Unfortunately you become suicidal through the mental trauma


I wish my cat gets well soon

[Andalus]

Your cat gets better, but not before passing its illness on to you.

I wish it was the weekend again

[CN2]

Its the weekend again, but you have to do all the same stuuf again and you die of bordem.

I wish we didnt have to sing in french at school.

[Gen_Glory]

you dont but them they make you sing in Gujerati!

(lol i agree we have to sing this crazy french alphabet song)


i wish i had the Deamonhunters Codex

[stormcloud]

that's hardly a wish worth ruining

Ok you get it then they release the new one

I wish my cat didn't hate his medication so much

[Gen_Glory]

he doesn't but sadly he deis due to not taking his medicene

i wish i had admin powers

[Jubal]

You get them after five years of great effort. Then the site crashes.

[stormcloud]

you wish your dragons would grow faster?

[CN2]

They grow too much and eat you                                                       

I wish... I had a big fluffy bomber jacket.

[Gen_Glory]

you get one but then everyone laughs at how stupid you look you then kill yourself


i wish spam duels would stop happening to me every evening