Spoil a wish

[Gen_Glory]

you get one put it posts the same wishes over and over again
this thread is therefore destroyed


i wish i had a nuclear bomb    :ph43r:

[CN2]

You blow yourself up like this:


KAABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!


I wish you didnt kill me with a nuke

[Gen_Glory]

i dont but instead kill everything else you die for fatigue


i wish i had a gay bomb (purely for comical effect)

[stormcloud]

You get an armed gay bomb and it goes off in your house, and it affects the surrounding area, well done you create a giant gay orgy, also well done everyone dies of sex related fatigue or heavy anal perforation.

I wish I could figure this ridiculously stupid timetable out

[Jubal]

You figure it out, but realise it's for the wrong course.

[CN2]

Once upon a time there was a wish...

[Gen_Glory]

that jubal forgot to say...

[stormcloud]

so then we all mocked him,
and said that he was gay!

jk :lol:

[Andalus]

I wish upon a star

[CN2]

I wish upon a rock

[Gen_Glory]

'when you wish upon a star....'

[Jubal]

You get the star hurtling to earth, wiping out nearly all sentient life. The remaining inhabitants of the planet are a race of purely evil dwarfs who, having nothing else to do, torture the remining rats and roaches by playing Celine Dion records on randomise.

They wear earplugs.

I wish for glory and victory!

[Gen_Glory]

you get then all be it after you have wiped out the entire planet with a bloody nuclear war


i wish i was admin

[Jubal]

You get to be admin for half a minute... I then IP ban you.

I wish this thread would FRIGGING DIE ALREADY!

[Gen_Glory]

it does but through a secret underground (underweb?) movement it is brought back and you are undone


i wish i had an ASIMO