Spoil a wish

[stormcloud]

He accepts it and then harasses you

I wish I knew about my seminar work that is in for tomorrow before today, I thought I had a lucky break

[CN2]

You do, but you do lots of work for nothing because your teacher falls ill and you dont have to give it in anymore.

I wish I knew what you meant.

[stormcloud]

you know, it's not all that exciting, you wasted your wish and fall into depression

I wich I could think of an epic physics based quip to put on our years hoodies

[CN2]

You do, but they kill you cus they dont like it

I wish My iPod had more memory

[stormcloud]

it remembers every time you mistreat it, and plots its inanimate revenge [ninja]

I wish i get that piece of BB code right (I meant :ph43r: which make no sense)

[Silver Wolf]

I wish world Peace ! :lol:         
PS. sorry I can't spoil you wish

[stormcloud]

A wish that can't be spoiled? no such thing
eg, you get your BB code perfect every time, but start paraphrasing it in real life and so become a social outcast because you can't communicate appropriately

world peace, aliens invade, enslave/kill us yadayada
srsly you need to better than that

I wish I didn't have an ingrown toenail (ewwww, and owwww all at the same time)

[Andalus]

You don't have an ingrown toenail. You have ten! Ohhhhhhh the pain.

(I know how it feels, I got one just as I begqn a five day tour of possible Universities. Including Sheffield, which is all UP!)

I wish that it was Friday evening again and I had another weekend.

[Jubal]

The new weekend causes global economic problems due to nearly a week without work, the economy collapses and civilisation as we know it ends, at least until in some vaguely improbable circumstances involving a car and fourteen male hamsters a coalition of Daniel Craig, Will Smith and probably Arnold Schwarznegger turn up and in a stunning A-list movie totally fail to prevent the problem, get killed by zombies and finally blow themselves up.

I wish that it was Friday evening again and I had another weekend.

[Silver Wolf]

And then comes the mother of all storms, so you have to run for your life for whole weekend ......
I wish I never had homework.

[stormcloud]

you get no homework but too make up for it you spend twice as long in school with no weekends D=

I wish Richard Dawkins would be less preachy so more people would listen too him than think he's a prat

[Jubal]

Everybody listensto Dawkins. He gets an inflated ego, becomes worshipped as a new god-king, and modern religion is replaced by Dawkinsisisism.

I wish for MOAR SNOW!

[CN2]

You get it, but then you get buried in it like me

I wish for less snow

[stormcloud]

You ruin everyone elses day and get lynched

I wish for a snow day tommorow

[CN2]

You get more than a day, you get one squillion years

I wish for something I cant have